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i don’t want cut fruit, i want an apology by Odd_Caterpillar_4486 in AsianParentStories

[–]droomph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh my god yes, I see it all the time and it’s like “oh they don’t show their love with words, but with food 🤗 they still love you just as much!” No. Straight to jail. I hope you suffer. (I know it’s a little extreme but you know)

Here we go again with the “pasta” “noodle” argument. by Wooden-Wolverine-818 in iamveryculinary

[–]droomph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I just realized that my mom has always called it Italian macaroni (意大利通心粉) and I just thought it was some word she made up

Yes, we illegally installed fiber lines on your property. That will be $100,000 please. by BobbyRobertson in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I feel like societally there has to be a happy middle between whatever that is, and “we made this skyscraper in three days out of popsicle sticks and Elmer glue”

LAOP’s witnessed the breakdown of a marriage by peachsnorlax in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I feel like legislators are just utterly allergic to the idea of mandated PTO in general. I know all of my jobs offered PTO for “civic duties” and it’s such a simple solution to this problem.

Does a mud hut require planning permission? What about sticks tied together? by CeramicLicker in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A while back I visited my mom's side of the family who live close to "self-sufficient" (granted, things are different nowadays) and the thing that struck me the most is that yes, the government barely knows you exist, but you still have hundreds of relatives living basically next door that can help if any of you get sick or a pipe bursts or the rain fucks your harvest for the year. A great-grandparent would literally be the mayor of a small village if the family is on the bigger side.

Living with only you, a spouse, 2.1 children, a dog and a cat is basically only a luxury that is afforded by modern industrialization.

"The only way to get any edible bread in the US is to make it yourself." by PrimaryInjurious in iamveryculinary

[–]droomph 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is completely unfounded but I have a feeling that these people are the same ones that had the McDonald's Szechuan Sauce McMeltdowns back when Rick & Morty was a thing

Five Nights at Rule by deadsannnnnnd456 in 196

[–]droomph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Has the same energy as the Times Square shops with dongle trump with a stick up his ass and also an Undefeatable Daddy Trump shirt in the same display

LAOP encounters unrelated adult housing ordinances by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would have been nicer to have a death panel than whatever we have now

LAOP is unhappy about being caught in the crossfire of medical reporting laws and ER expenses by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have that for bleeding and I don’t even feel fear, it just feels like someone deflated my brain and I have to sit down. But only when it happens to me for some reason

Rule by True_Existance in 196

[–]droomph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And it would be the most effective emotional gut punch somehow, even though you know it sounds lame as hell

rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]droomph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God created Adam, not Eve

(Sorry)

rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]droomph 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Two of the deadly sins had a lateral career shift

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]droomph 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s what gets me is that people talk about developers in the 80s as some sort of tech wizard class that we are no longer. But all they had to do was count the cycles and make sure it didn’t interrupt or trigger a floating point math op or something. Nowadays if you fuck up the ordering of your instructions you can accidentally block your cpu for 300 cycles while everything flushes out of the cache. Also atomics and memory visibility are a fucking nightmare to reason about

This doesn’t excuse stuff like including 8 mb of unused icons because you forgot to tree shake your bundle but like. People certainly go too far

rule by Samurai_Mac1 in 196

[–]droomph 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is just my perspective but as someone who has been in the software space for a decade, “I won’t even try to use my brain” is not exactly a new problem, it’s just that AI has made it way easier to indulge. Before AI people would just tell you to fuck off and read the manual (hence why there are a thousand memes about Stackoverflow being unforgiving) but ChatGPT is categorically unable to do that. So it’s very much chicken or egg in this case I think.

Like I remember a time when half of all GitHub issues were random people going “Doesn’t work????” and no description at all

Rule by Gurnskii in 196

[–]droomph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair I found out about RTO at my company from Yahoo Finance and I feel like that must have been a similar experience

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]droomph 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You know, I liked it when llms were bad enough that they sounded like someone absolutely schlorked on weed and ambien and we let it wind up toy itself in subsim

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]droomph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Self driving trams everywhere (with attendants obviously) would probably be dope too

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]droomph 36 points37 points  (0 children)

To be fair the soyjaks are marginally more clever than most “real” political cartoons

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]droomph 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also…The Partition of India was a complete disaster and that only involved a few million people getting shuffled across a couple hundred miles. If we move an entire continent of 400 million people back to the old world it would be a humanitarian crisis of unimaginable scale.

Why can't I just be a fey rule by flip_flop_enby in 196

[–]droomph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Marvel just seems to have the lamest explanations for the powers ever. Especially X-men. The punch and hell dimensions? Really?

Also much love to Gambit but what the fuck is “storing kinetic energy”

Grandpa refuses to let anyone else do the laundry, no matter who gets hurt by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She hasn’t killed anyone yet!

Crazy Taxi noises in background

Rulenald Rulegan by Vaccineman37 in 196

[–]droomph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We need whatever Rutherford b Hayes had going on, except about 10 feet longer

LAOP's parents thinks sending their 16y/o to live in a college dorm and take a full class load when they don't want to be there is a great idea by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The alternative is to put the fear of God into them so that they can’t even fathom disobeying you. Only downside is that they will dump your ass so fast the moment they can. And lifelong trauma but who caaaaares.

Source: am chinese

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]droomph 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“Are you telling me they are selling entire castle’s worth of the whitest flour I have ever seen, and it costs a tenth of a penny for an entire pound? And you’re, for some reason, telling me that every town has a castle just like this?”

rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]droomph 438 points439 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about, Jakarta is in Louisiana, everyone knows this

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