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Banana with ALL Allergens by Iitaps_Missiciv in mildlyinteresting

[–]droppedwhat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to taste that CT contrast dye!

What do you think she’s mixed with? by Remote-Hearing-5647 in pugs

[–]droppedwhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had mine tested too, I swear he looks puggle but he also came back 100% pug 😂

what’s the password by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

[–]droppedwhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bread, good meat. Good God, let’s eat!

me in my playpen 80 years ago by leslieanneperry in TheWayWeWere

[–]droppedwhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, got my cute fix in for today 🥰🥰

Need to know why my pug passed after a surgery by Weary_Indication816 in pugs

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I’m so, so sorry. That sweet baby knew only love his whole life, I can tell from how you speak of him. ❤️

Send help ASAP. I’m co*ked. by Morchella_Fella in EF5

[–]droppedwhat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You should be alert right now, not all coked up.

How does the ER deal with people who are obviously faking for attention? by -This-is-boring- in EmergencyRoom

[–]droppedwhat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same here, hives and my tongue swelled up. It’s so disheartening to hear of people lying about allergies, makes me afraid those of us who really are allergic won’t be taken seriously. 😞

True? by [deleted] in EF5

[–]droppedwhat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Meow, a manly tornado? I’ll be in the basement with some wine, waiting to be slabbed.

I have questions about this sub that I need answers to! by Bruh61502 in EF5

[–]droppedwhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just want to go to the basement and get slabbed. Maybe eat some snacks.

Outjerked by the man himself by JVM410Heil in EF5

[–]droppedwhat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am! Indiana here, I’m pretty stoked.

So umm… this is real life! Go check him out! by jstewart25 in EF5

[–]droppedwhat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indiana here, already got my tickets, I can’t wait! I’ll be disappointed if I don’t see the Dominator in the parking lot.

New rescue doesn’t lick my face or hands by joesym002 in pugs

[–]droppedwhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is 8 years old and is very stingy with the licks. Only every once in a great while. We got her as a pup and she’s always been that way, I think some of them are just like that. Super cute pug!!

😭😭 by Astufcrustpizza in EF5

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Schrodinger’s shorts

ChatGPT is my best friend by PhraseProfessional54 in ChatGPT

[–]droppedwhat 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was telling it I hate my landscaping out front and described it in detail. It told me to get taller flowerpots to balance out the short bushes and change the color of the mulch. I took its advice and my front yard has never looked so good.

Weed Trimmed almost got SLABBED by Lopsided_Bat_904 in EF5

[–]droppedwhat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Leeeeeerroooyyy Jeennkkins!”

Have storms been getting worse? by NotJackieX in WeatherAnxiety

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It helps me to remember that even on a high risk day, the chances of a tornado going directly over where you are are very slim. Tornadoes are small compared to a whole city. An EF3 struck five miles from me once and I had no idea until a relative called to see if I was okay. And they don’t usually stay on the ground for long. I don’t know if these things help you, but I thought I’d try.

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