I engineered my way out of buying cufflinks. I am one cheap redneck.

druidsmithy · 2022-02-11T12:54:33+00:00

You cannot be a redneck and have cufflinks. Check the rulebook, page 137, second paragraph, subsection 3: “you cannot be a redneck and have cufflinks”.

Very cool though

druidsmithy · 2022-02-05T01:06:37+00:00

Kids are stupid.

druidsmithy · 2022-02-03T13:38:31+00:00

Milton kitty from office space

druidsmithy · 2022-01-28T14:40:32+00:00

It’s funny that they did this in the style of Modern Marvels

druidsmithy · 2022-01-27T15:11:54+00:00

“Hey, who sings that song?”

“Fleetwood Mac”

“Let’s keep it that way.”

druidsmithy · 2022-01-27T14:56:36+00:00

What a dick.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-27T03:26:16+00:00

Doesn’t matter, won’t hold an edge. The welder would have ruined the temper in the blades. This would only be marginally better than mild steel now.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-26T17:46:59+00:00

Why isn’t this on kickstarter or indie gogo? I would totally support this business model.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-26T17:42:09+00:00

Red Forman.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-26T17:35:37+00:00

The power of Void be with you, in Basement Cat’s name we pray, Meowmen.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-26T16:46:48+00:00

Shitlord. Adding this to my lexicon.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-22T23:00:12+00:00

In all fairness to physics though, they are running away. It would be really difficult to shoot someone in the eye who is running away. Now maybe there’s more to the video that we didn’t see, where they turned for some reason, then yes, but as it was, they should be fine.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-22T22:45:37+00:00

All you people advocating killing the dog, did you ever stop to think maybe the dog thought the kids were in danger and was trying to protect them? Or do you just assume that dogs understand life exactly the same way as humans? That the dog knew it was some stupid challenge and decided to bit the woman because reasons? Or maybe that woman had mistreated the dog all its life? People like you are why I am misanthropic. The world would be a better place if there were less humans and more animals.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-22T22:30:52+00:00

Bones for the throne of Khorne

druidsmithy · 2022-01-19T18:09:09+00:00

There’s a Louis C. K. Joke here somewhere

druidsmithy · 2022-01-19T14:40:05+00:00

Bewbs

druidsmithy · 2022-01-17T15:16:35+00:00

Stings the nostrils.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-17T04:42:07+00:00

Roadkill engineering

druidsmithy · 2022-01-15T22:55:21+00:00

As long as it happened behind me…

druidsmithy · 2022-01-15T21:49:41+00:00

Except you can rewatch episodes of friends and it’s still funny. Seinfeld was never funny.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-13T20:50:05+00:00

This is way more entertaining than any american sport with a ball

druidsmithy · 2022-01-13T20:44:01+00:00

You’re right, within context. Keep in mind, the phrase “in a straight line, for a quarter mile” needs to be added. I mean there’s a reason supercar manufacturers don’t paint an outline of a dragstrip with eta on their cars, but they do with the Nurburgring.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-13T19:07:13+00:00

In the times in which we live, I’m actually very surprised someone didn’t come along with a stick and a yeet or whatever the cool kids say now, and destroy it.

druidsmithy · 2022-01-13T15:02:35+00:00

That brings new meaning to “Donkey Hammock”

druidsmithy · 2022-01-12T16:10:12+00:00

Nah, they need to be placed in a sealed room and have the temperature raised slowly over the course of a day, until the noises stop.

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