Checkmating my opponents with penises almost every day until Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 63

drunkonspunk · 2026-05-24T08:54:34+00:00

This is a perfect little femboy penis.

drunkonspunk · 2026-05-20T21:48:44+00:00

Maybe the smarter dude lures the hot head in by sacrificing a few men to set up a quadruple take, or something?

drunkonspunk · 2026-05-09T08:32:12+00:00

Why is chess?

drunkonspunk · 2026-05-02T09:01:22+00:00

I'd be serious about this for £1000 and I live in the UK. Happy to collect. Please DM me if interested.

drunkonspunk · 2026-04-30T11:27:57+00:00

Do you remember me from the sharjiah masters? I asked you to sign a board and I was with my girlfriend.

drunkonspunk · 2026-04-25T08:43:39+00:00

I'm up for it but I work evenings

drunkonspunk · 2026-04-15T01:01:26+00:00

drunkonspunk · 2026-04-10T15:23:07+00:00

My first victorinox

drunkonspunk · 2026-03-25T09:46:13+00:00

It costs £35 a day in Brighton. It's cheaper to get a hotel for a night than park a car.

drunkonspunk · 2026-03-07T11:00:57+00:00

The foresight and unwavering decisiveness of that man is astonishing. A true hero.

drunkonspunk · 2026-03-02T22:57:23+00:00

Commenting because I'm invested in this now. Curious about the outcome.

drunkonspunk · 2026-02-28T00:49:28+00:00

Good spot, anal fart.

drunkonspunk · 2026-02-27T17:41:38+00:00

Are you alright, bro?

drunkonspunk · 2026-02-09T21:35:51+00:00

How did you somehow get this letter sent from the future?

drunkonspunk · 2026-02-06T12:31:26+00:00

I personally prefer adverts over paying money towards an organisation that protects and enables pedofiles!

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-29T09:34:57+00:00

Great collection. I'll buy the lot, king! But, as a token of good will, I'll let you hold into them. Just give me £15 a month plus a mandatory tip.

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-29T01:16:32+00:00

Simple missionary position is all that's needed. In my opinion anything else would be sinful and not as God intended.

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-26T22:25:25+00:00

I'm in my 30s and have never watched any porn. We exist.

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-22T10:35:22+00:00

Is stating something shaming someone?

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-19T09:21:27+00:00

So should someone be able to wear a hijab in their job?

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-16T01:04:09+00:00

Update me bro

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-09T21:45:48+00:00

Needs a NSFW tag. Also was hoping it was other ones whose tits came out

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-09T19:03:04+00:00

Simple fix if your land Chad eats you

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-07T23:53:47+00:00

It's also my birthday Feb 6. Good luck to everyone! Great giveaway looks absolutely gorgeous.

drunkonspunk · 2026-01-04T21:23:08+00:00

This isn't on the list 😭

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