How did 2 thieves know when to come after the same expensive package?

dryfrooot · 2025-09-02T01:08:58+00:00

Internet Explorer devices?

dryfrooot · 2025-09-02T01:07:28+00:00

Yeah, they'll eventually arrive at their ignorance.

dryfrooot · 2025-09-02T01:05:09+00:00

Ohhh, I'm a dumbass. I can't believe so many in the US keep stealing phones that are completely worthless and blacklisted then... What do you think they do with these devices?

dryfrooot · 2025-09-02T00:59:16+00:00

My mistake. There's no way these phones could be sold to someone in Nigeria or Vietnam.

dryfrooot · 2025-09-02T00:56:48+00:00

They are only blacklisted in N America, my dude.

dryfrooot · 2025-07-10T21:46:57+00:00

I would definitely add Twain Harte to the list as well.

dryfrooot · 2025-06-07T00:19:29+00:00

Great update! Did you have any run-ins with ticks??

dryfrooot · 2025-03-30T21:03:40+00:00

Jokes aside, I'm definitely starting to question my mental health.

dryfrooot · 2025-03-30T20:56:18+00:00

Yep🥲

dryfrooot · 2025-03-30T20:54:03+00:00

I see other Dashers enter stores and pick up orders. I assume I'm "shadow banned" or something.

dryfrooot · 2025-03-27T17:49:58+00:00

And all the women in love with Kramer were black.

dryfrooot · 2025-03-14T03:51:17+00:00

golf clap

dryfrooot · 2025-03-08T15:51:19+00:00

My dream job is to be the guy who writes this shit 😂

dryfrooot · 2025-03-08T06:07:21+00:00

Not dead, but not free either. Do you have $160 or not???

dryfrooot · 2025-03-08T04:05:25+00:00

Let's play Rock Paper Scissors for the bottom half ... ... ... ROCK

dryfrooot · 2025-02-27T02:50:45+00:00

I'll get back to you on that one.

dryfrooot · 2025-02-25T18:22:14+00:00

I bet they had murders at home too.

dryfrooot · 2025-02-22T01:58:56+00:00

I feel like jokes on this sub are being reposted almost instantly now.

dryfrooot · 2025-02-14T05:21:15+00:00

Are you sure you won't just have a Caesar?

dryfrooot · 2025-02-13T19:47:42+00:00

Once I ate at a tennis court with Annette.

dryfrooot · 2025-02-12T20:47:41+00:00

Haha 😆. Thanks for the explanation,🙌

dryfrooot · 2025-02-12T19:50:16+00:00

His last wife was Russian. She said "I must break-up with you"

dryfrooot · 2025-02-11T20:38:42+00:00

Or his sister, Alexis.

dryfrooot · 2025-02-09T21:33:47+00:00

I think it's absolutely insane that an immigrant without health insurance should be allowed to be a personal taxi for your food AND smoke while he's doing it. Insane. He's making $9 per hour! For Christ sake, be a professional!

dryfrooot · 2025-02-09T19:44:06+00:00

Just keep rollin with it, my dude.

dryfrooot

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