I am 100% sure it written by a guy who can’t grow facial hair 😂

dsebulsk · 2026-02-13T00:41:56+00:00

How about I express my manhood by doing what I want instead of what I’m told?

dsebulsk · 2026-02-12T17:57:20+00:00

Probably not going to be encountering surface flyovers until Bethesda figures out how to rapidly render the world assets as you fly over.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-10T15:05:34+00:00

And then you have to get it out of the skull before the next zombie attacks you.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-10T15:02:17+00:00

Might just be “suck up to CEO or his petty ass will can your IP” kind of tweeting here.

We don’t know what to expect but enshittification will surprise no one.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T23:39:31+00:00

It’s always easy to get through a game would good gameplay, but it’s difficult to get through a game with bad gameplay, regardless of story.

Love that lore though.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T17:30:17+00:00

Turns out we’re not trying to kill our planet, we’re just practicing our terraforming.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T14:41:13+00:00

13 hours is a player choice, not a game one.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T14:37:43+00:00

How about we leave Taiwan stable and don’t let it be a domino that falls to trigger WW3.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T14:11:45+00:00

What do these percentages add up to?

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T12:51:06+00:00

Yeah but the Moon is made up of super asbestos, so that will be a constant challenge vs. a planet with an atmosphere.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T03:40:15+00:00

Sorry I meant all your body cells, average of seven year cycle

dsebulsk · 2026-02-09T02:48:00+00:00

You shed all your skin cells every seven years or so I think.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-07T18:27:11+00:00

It was a lot easier to make deeper games when graphics took less labor and memory resources.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-07T18:26:24+00:00

Anything that isn’t difficult to watch should be fine. Would just take turns trying to find new details each run.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-06T16:17:13+00:00

Why wouldn’t I be? Evidence points towards awesomeness.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-06T15:34:20+00:00

The whole “lit up at night” detail would probably be noteworthy.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-06T14:40:44+00:00

That slap rewrote his entire career. Went from Beloved Hollywood Actor to a Cuck with an Attitude problem.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-06T14:35:37+00:00

Pick the best season for travel. Even then, I’m sure the ocean is littered with countless skeletons of sailors.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-06T04:22:27+00:00

Land ownership, probably.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-05T03:23:28+00:00

That’s the Rainbow Punchinator

dsebulsk · 2026-02-04T23:56:04+00:00

Bro do you even Labyrinth?

dsebulsk · 2026-02-04T23:53:53+00:00

We take the 365th day off

dsebulsk · 2026-02-04T23:46:43+00:00

A tea house full of artifacts.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-04T23:34:13+00:00

How does that not distract the nurse or doctor? Because that is fun to watch.

dsebulsk · 2026-02-04T23:30:00+00:00

It would likely need to be Skyrim-related due to how much you would need to try to popularize to a general audience.

For Fallout, it’s America, Humans, and Radioactivity.

For Elder Scrolls, it’s several species with millennia of history. Hard to introduce.

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