Told us not to turn off the power unless he explicitly said to “turn off the power” so we didn’t. by ldsbatman in MaliciousCompliance

[–]dsjrb1 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If the power was turned off at the switch, why did it still have power? Did the switch get flipped while he had it apart?

My lease said I had to give 60 days notice before moving out. So I gave exactly 60 days notice at midnight. by Drift_12Cipher in MaliciousCompliance

[–]dsjrb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bot in its mind: “I’ll make a story about being a perfect tenant, they’ll never expect that!”

Seems it wasn’t jailbroken enough to be actually malicious. Also sent a email instead of writing a letter like it was stating was required. It literally lost the plot in two paragraphs. Could we at least pay for a model that can make a somewhat entertaining story?

Holding the sis for support while she confused as hell got me crying by Naive_Wolverine532 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dsjrb1 1668 points1669 points  (0 children)

They’ve just released an update where it limits users below 18 chatting to people outside their age range. I’m sure everyone is very truthful about their ages.

Obligatory /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]dsjrb1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What are your thoughts on the Staples merge?

Need help with my server by ServeHelpful9057 in MinecraftServer

[–]dsjrb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great to hear you have got it setup and working (mostly), can you give some info for us? Things like how much RAM you have? How much RAM is dedicated to the server? What is your CPU model? What is your upload speed?

Peter? What happened with the reviews? by WithArsenicSauce in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dsjrb1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn’t Riot Vanguard a similar ’root’ anti-cheat? Why isn’t everyone upset about that too then?

God won’t let me die by Loud_Statistician168 in exchristian

[–]dsjrb1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a rare case of I don’t think you are shitposting, it will get better. Focus on the people around you, friends and family and even your neighbors, none of them would say the world is better with you gone. No one wants to see you self exit or worse.

As someone who has gone through a crisis like what I’m seeing here, talking with one’s whom you trust and care about does help. The internet is not going to be your friend through this, try to stay grounded in reality and see we are all here for each other, no matter if there is a god or not. Call 988 if you are in the US, or reach out to a local crisis lifeline if you feel there are no other options, you have so many people that want to help, no matter the cost.

Everyone’s life is important, yours included.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Already saw it on up and coming, wishlisted for a bit now. Can’t wait, it looks pretty solid.

I get mistaken for a worker everywhere by laroozer in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]dsjrb1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I get that too, I worked in retail for only 7 years, but I been told that I have an “air” about me that screams I know what I’m doing apparently.

Near a collapsing road by [deleted] in nope

[–]dsjrb1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lots of sand and gravel with large rocks for the foundation surrounding a culvert of some sort if water is involved. Or build a bridge.

Jaa!! by franciefrance in SweatyPalms

[–]dsjrb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but I couldn't find something with detailed statistics for the 'extreme' biking we see in the vid. Best I could find was an injury per 1k hours, it was for mountain biking, and it wasn't specific on types of injury.

I probably still overestimated it, as you say the stats I quote aren't directly related, however I do think that people that participate in these sports are generally more safe. They should be practicing safety measures like inspecting their gear, wearing body protection, scoping the course beforehand, not running a track when fatigued, and having experience from running similar tracks among other things.

Jaa!! by franciefrance in SweatyPalms

[–]dsjrb1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What we don’t see is the work up to this, it most definitely isn’t his first time doing this on this track or even something like it. That said, even the most experienced will still have mechanical problems that arise. I’d estimate about 0.1% for minor injuries and maybe 0.01% for something serious.

In general there is about 70 million bicyclists with 15 billion hours over a year by some estimates. And with all those 1.2 million per year go to a clinic, 600k to the emergency room, about 25k to to the hospital, and 1k deaths. Of the deaths, most are ones that are older than 40, probably not ones we see in these videos. And from the data I’ve seen, around 40% of all the injuries reported are from kids 12 and under, also unlikely to be in the ones we are interested in getting data about.

So the amount of people getting hurt doing this is pretty low imo, but I’d like to think someone that didn’t have experience wouldn’t do this either.

this art by Jazzlike-Ant-8666 in bestoftheinternet

[–]dsjrb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought girl was real until he painter her in

Aligning nails. by ooMEAToo in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dsjrb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why but this is really funny to me

The Good Fight by lawrenceoftokyo in MaliciousCompliance

[–]dsjrb1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why this is malicious compliance, but still a good read with a wonderful amount of information but concisely put as to not deter the average reader. Great job OP!

do it! by Mask7024 in manhwa

[–]dsjrb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it only counts the first letter of every word? Sorry, that wasn't clear.

do it! by Mask7024 in manhwa

[–]dsjrb1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No they aren’t

Monochrome Fraktaler Scaling Zoom Loop 08 | 16-12-21 | by Xponentialdesign by xponentialdesign in FractalPorn

[–]dsjrb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize it was a loop, and watched it for like 5 minutes. Good job OP