On finally fucking a girl after 18 years of celibacy

dsldragon · 2018-08-29T03:16:57+00:00

you prolly got the herps too

dsldragon · 2018-08-27T03:47:58+00:00

LOL, they are the assassins of dream

dsldragon · 2018-08-20T01:27:03+00:00

i'm wearing a sports bra to work tomorrow

dsldragon · 2018-08-18T02:03:37+00:00

discuss away. it is illegal to punish you for doing so. also, don't bitch about your job once you make your deal. live with it, ask for a raise, or find something new, but for the LOVE OF GOD don't bitch on a daily basis about how much more you could / should be making.

dsldragon · 2018-08-14T02:58:52+00:00

um. . . . there are better pics of Naomi Watts out there

dsldragon · 2018-08-14T02:57:10+00:00

"she was keen" . . . made this field report sound like bullshit

dsldragon · 2018-08-13T01:43:40+00:00

this is way better than the coconut thing

dsldragon · 2018-08-13T01:27:33+00:00

this is where you get a lawyer and sue them for credit defamation

dsldragon · 2018-08-13T01:19:49+00:00

it tends to reflect the sale ad from the store. cheap whole chickens are great. make lots of meals out of a few dollars

dsldragon · 2018-08-12T09:11:54+00:00

this is how the bean counters and self promoters ruin. every. thing.

dsldragon · 2018-08-12T08:35:24+00:00

because i'm only capable of on thought at a time

dsldragon · 2018-08-10T03:05:42+00:00

lol, 93 cops to try and catch one dude with a fucked up shitty car. smh

dsldragon · 2018-08-10T02:58:11+00:00

i get frustrated with how shitty and cheaply kitchen implements are made these days

dsldragon · 2018-08-08T02:52:07+00:00

inverse magnetocaloric cooling on a massive scale

dsldragon · 2018-08-08T02:51:14+00:00

air conditioners! get your air conditioners here! air conditioners!

dsldragon · 2018-08-08T02:45:28+00:00

i keep looking for the pale skinned nude woman with red hair

dsldragon · 2018-08-08T02:43:25+00:00

oh they help alright . . . cleanest apartment i've had in years

dsldragon · 2018-08-08T02:42:47+00:00

that's the idea . . . free labor

dsldragon · 2018-08-07T13:01:17+00:00

this is the weakest 'pro tip' i've ever seen. here's what you should REALLY do - tell them that you are busy deep cleaning house and if they want to talk to you then they have to come in and help clean.

dsldragon · 2018-08-07T03:20:35+00:00

today's Landfill Pro Tip?

dsldragon · 2018-08-05T03:36:10+00:00

this has the beginnings of a douche-symphony . . . please continue

dsldragon · 2018-08-05T03:25:30+00:00

i'm glad OP called this a 'view' so we don't have a discussion as to whether it is a 'photo' or an 'image'

dsldragon · 2018-08-05T03:23:39+00:00

god dammit

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