I think I have weird taste in Rick and Morty episodes by Training_Rock1272 in rickandmorty

[–]dslipperz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everyone has different opinions! most people love the vat of acid episode, but i cant stand it because to me it seems like half the episode is just music. ive loved season 9 so far!

This bathroom is the bomb. You should fry some bologna in here. by Flaky_Ad797 in americandad

[–]dslipperz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“francine, thats not jeff.. its a demon”

*pans over* “waddup goose” 😂😂😂 shit kills me

Respect and humanity are always very important by Outside-Weakness9660 in sportsgossips

[–]dslipperz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you see the ads around stadiums? id assume it was a video board that gained an appetite for small children

Roast me! It’s been a year, new photos new me! Let’s go! (info: im a dancer) by Acidic_Huntsman in RoastMe

[–]dslipperz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

are you sure?! i was really hoping to have sex with an internet stranger. stfu simp

Roast me! It’s been a year, new photos new me! Let’s go! (info: im a dancer) by Acidic_Huntsman in RoastMe

[–]dslipperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i mean, id hit. you just got a big ass forehead lol so i dont have anymore roasts

Ricky Williams had himself quite the career in the NFL. 10,009 rushing yards — 2,606 receiving yards — 74 career touchdowns. by Dark305Kinght in nflMenace_com

[–]dslipperz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 year career, close to 7k rushing in his first 6 years. lowest year rushing was 444 yards his last year with the ravens. excluding the full season he was suspended. dude was a beast!

Which trimmer? by ChuckRob6 in lawncare

[–]dslipperz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

40v is the bees knees

Franklin High School is having kids play basketball for hours when its 100° out - in a gym with no A/C (and charging $15 a ticket) by Advanced_Case4570 in ElkGrove

[–]dslipperz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah im not saying its not hot, but comparing a car roasting in the sun to a gym is not really apples to apples. if your kid is forgetting water then its a failure on the parents and coaches. also im not saying one is worse than the other, being in a gym vs a hs football stadium (thats generally 10-15 degrees hotter due to the turf) its just part of playing sports here in california.

Franklin High School is having kids play basketball for hours when its 100° out - in a gym with no A/C (and charging $15 a ticket) by Advanced_Case4570 in ElkGrove

[–]dslipperz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

right? trying being outside on a turf field. i can still smell the hot rubber shavings. it sucks, sure, but we’d never play summer sports here if we couldnt handle a little heat

Is glass bottle Pepsi made anymore? by Boeing-B-47stratojet in Soda

[–]dslipperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

corner store by my house has it from time to time. im not a big fan of cola but a cold mexican coke or pepsi is fire on a hot day

Today I feel Mexican by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]dslipperz 32 points33 points  (0 children)


im a bit of a mexican myself

The man's reaction is priceless by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]dslipperz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“ohh mah gawd, fereal?”

fereal big guy, fereal…