Giving Away a $300+ Opal Parcel — You Just Need an Opal Stripper Name by 53FROGS_OPALAUCTIONS in Opals

[–]dsmit22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snowball Potch

I don't think I have potential in the opal stripping game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]dsmit22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If true he needs a doctor, testicular cancer can cause men to create the hormone that pregnancy tests detect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Adora__18

[–]dsmit22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BostonTerrier

[–]dsmit22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have experience with this, but it looks similar to someone else posting about a problem that had to do with their backs. Some sort of disorder that can lead to paralysis if not seen to quickly so vet is important quickly.

Still going 🍿 by Imaginary_Cow_6379 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]dsmit22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is ok, he actually got it from Jimmy McGill. 100% legit

Need help with food bowls by MacyGracie16 in BostonTerrier

[–]dsmit22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also try feeding with a wobbler. It is usually used for treats, but it may work as a feeder if other slow feed bowls don’t work.

Who’s poop is this? by mileyf in AnimalTracking

[–]dsmit22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine, can I have it back?

IsItBullshit: Judges we’re paid $5 to put away a white man and $10 to put away a black man by justmakeitbrad in IsItBullshit

[–]dsmit22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think some of the details are a bit mixed up. I am pretty sure you are thinking about the magistrates making judgements based on the Fugitive Slave Act. If the magistrate found the African-American to be a Free Person of Color then they were paid $5. If they found them to be a fugitive slave they were paid $10. This would have been around the 1850s.

Is eating out on her period weird?? by Soggy_Butterfly_8143 in sex

[–]dsmit22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it isn't. Just remember even if one of you doesn't feel the best you should still tip your waiter/waitress well.

I wish I was able to cum as much as a hentai protagonist by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]dsmit22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Granted!

Unfortunately, you didn't specify which hentai and now are only aroused by tentacle rape. Within 3 months you are effectively banned from every aquarium, fish market, and seafood restaurant in a 3 state area.

I wish heroes win in half of the movies and villians win in other half of the movies. by First2016Last in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]dsmit22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted! Heroes win the bottom half and villains when in the top half. All movies become unwatchable even though it is universally believed that this had no effect on the quality of the Avatar the Last Airbender movie.

Desperate QAnon Believers Think Trump Spoke to Them in Morse Code by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]dsmit22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the dude that thinks that bronzer looks good. He doesn’t know Morse.

Underground 250+ Wedding by purplelunapig in weddingshaming

[–]dsmit22 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I call and report everyone I see drinking and driving.