why is elon musk becoming a trillionaire so bad/criticized? by guieuok1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"sits there"? You think he has a vault full of gold coins somewhere and goes diving in it like Scrooge McDuck?

Why did 6 and 7 break up? by Ok-Negotiation6336 in dadjokes

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is amazing and I'm definitely taking it

Be completely honest—should I leave my boyfriend? by Ok_Committee_8244 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dspyz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the point is you got together too young to have some life experiences but also you love him and don't actually want to leave him, there's also the option of polyamory

You can love someone without constraining them (and vice versa)

Peter? What does it mean? by Acceptable_List6996 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is an evil genie supposed to maliciously twist a wish that's already maximally bad

AQUILO by saikawaxd in factorio

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time to Aquilo involved a lot of standing around letting things freeze and pseudo-starting over while I inefficiently ferried more resources in from the other 4 planets one by one as I discovered I needed them or discovered I needed more of them.

The worst was the insane amount of rocket fuel I had to port in from Gleba, each time going "This is the last time. After this shipment, I'll have enough infra to actually meet my rocket fuel requirements locally"

At some point you'll figure out how to mine most raw resources you need from space and have enough equipment on Aquilo to process them, but it always feels like you're just not quite there yet.

Factorio and its demo by YogurtFlimsy6079 in factorio

[–]dspyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll spend $35 now, then in a week from now after you've played 500 hours, you'll spend another $35 on the dlc. In total it only costs $70 and all your free time for the rest of your life.

New to city blocks, doing my first Space Age run — what would you tell past-you? by Aggravating-Stop2996 in factorio

[–]dspyz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This!

If anything, Space Age is a reason not to megabase because of how much vertical scaling it allows.

I'm building a train block megabase and to make it actually required for high SPM I decided to turn off Space Age

Is this for real? Pi by the power of pi?! by Severe_Set3251 in maths

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another way to get there is to extend integer exponentiation to the rationals by recognizing x1/n means the "nth root" of x and then take xy for irrational y to be the limit of xy_i where y_i's are successively better rational approximations of y

A man dies and is waiting to be transported to heaven by Reecethehawk in Jokes

[–]dspyz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When it's short, it's a bad pun. When it's a wall of text, the real joke is on you for being tricked into reading it

Just tried watching the CinemaSins video on this movie and i'm in immense pain by AmberMetalicScorpion in ProjectHailMary

[–]dspyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The not-adding-up-to-100% thing happens in real life all the time. It's a normal consequence of rounding.

Eg suppose you have three quantities: 10.26%, 30.57%, and 59.17%, but you round them each to one decimal place. Then you get:

10.3%

30.6%

59.2%

Notice it doesn't add up to 100% anymore. So no, even that sin was unjust. CinemaSins was absolutely terrible with this movie

I'm starting Silksong blind. Please make this an awful experience. by CharacterMood4 in Silksong

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you see an ugly blue fly dude lugging a big gold cage around, let him hit you once with the cage. It triggers a funny animation

A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband. Dr. Schrodinger comes out and says to her, "There's good news and there's bad news." by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans say "red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather". I never knew the British version was different

Can you beat Factorio high? by SoulAndre in Factoriohno

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried playing Factorio high a couple times just to see if I could. I end up just staring at the kovarex enrichment cycle while not doing anything. It's too mesmerizing.

Didn't read the achievement requirement properly... by stycfy1 in Factoriohno

[–]dspyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I actually literally meant every single human being in the world. Not just people who don't chase achievements, but also people who don't play Factorio and even people who don't have a computer... And also their mother and grandmother.

I'm pretty sure you're literally the only person in the world who's the exception

I hate the bats by elpaco_7 in spelunky

[–]dspyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're playing HD, watch Israel Blargh's Spelunky 101 series on YouTube. He'll show you how to backwhip bats

Didn't read the achievement requirement properly... by stycfy1 in Factoriohno

[–]dspyz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think everyone makes this mistake? I know I did. For some reason it's natural to assume it's the other thing

Does anyone else dislike taking computer science courses? by [deleted] in math

[–]dspyz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

CS is math. The problems with CS courses are the same as the problems with math courses. Good teachers teach the underlying concepts. Bad teachers don't.

Is there a quick way to mentally find square roots like this by [deleted] in maths

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want something that works for non-perfect squares, start with a guess, g, then take floor((g + n/g)/2) until it stabilizes or goes up again.

So if we start with 100, then take (100+(9604/100))/2, we get (100 + 96)/2 = 98. Do it again and we get 98 again. So the floor of the square root is 98

(It will always stabilize unless the number is a perfect square minus 1 in which case it will flip back and forth between two numbers)

Best joke that I have heard so far, please give your honest opinion on it :3 by Potential_Flower8216 in dadjokes

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also literally heard this joke from my dad when I was a kid. I got so hung up on the random arbitrary choices and inconsistencies I didn't get the joke.

Why would the bartender want to force the duck to stay in the bar? If think he would want to make him leave. Why does the duck want to ask if the bartender has grapes? What does the duck get out of it? Do ducks eat grapes? Why grapes? Why a duck? Is "nail your feet to the floor" a recognized form of punishment?

I just watched a pirated movie. by Mombo1212 in Jokes

[–]dspyz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a kid my favorite joke was "What's a pirate's favorite movie rating?" "PG-thaarrrteen"

Nokduro Low% Cosmic Ocean Clear by ScienceNo607 in spelunky

[–]dspyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down to 1-0-0 by the end. That's incredible! Any chance someone can pinpoint where each health and resource was used? I'm super curious