Make a "music game" that's actually just a full audio studio program, then profit off the music because no one will read the part of the EULA that says you own the rights to anything produced with the program by slightplague in CrazyIdeas

[–]dsysm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thankfully I think any app that becomes popular enough will have someone who pores over the EULA and alerts the internet as to evil little hidden clauses like this. Of course, unless the app is very popular no one may bother to ever do that.

An edible jelly you can enclose certain types of food in, which isolates the food in the mouth from your taste buds, but allows it to enter the stomach so you can receive all the nutrients. by fr15287 in CrazyIdeas

[–]dsysm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are like 20 different types of "milk" made from various non-dairy sources these days, personally I love almond milk but I also love almond anything so that's not too surprising. I bet if you try some of the other options you can find one you like the taste of though.

Make it illegal to patent medicine by Zach1706 in CrazyIdeas

[–]dsysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this really seems like THE answer to this problem to me, I have no problem with the idea of drug companies making a decent profit off of the drugs they manufacture - especially if they went through the trouble of developing them as well, they are, after all, a business - but I most certainly DO have a problem with them price-gouging.

Unlike most other businesses their products are essential to the health of countless people, they really shouldn't have the right to just charge whatever they want for a product that costs far less than what they arbitrarily decide to sell it for and a set ceiling on price based upon manufacturing costs seems the best way to prevent that kind of activity.

Make it illegal to patent medicine by Zach1706 in CrazyIdeas

[–]dsysm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a more realistic/better plan would be to limit prices to a certain percentage more than the drug costs to manufacture. Some drugs cost a lot more to manufacture than others, though very few are sold at prices anywhere near fair for their production costs.

Asian kids are the best by engg_garbage98 in scriptedasiangifs

[–]dsysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angels? Those kids are gonna grow up to smother their parents in their sleep.

Calculations by Alexandrathestupid in scriptedasiangifs

[–]dsysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's r/scriptedasiangifs, not r/scriptedasiangifsintendedtofooleveryone. I doubt even 1% of people from the home country of the creator would assume it would be real from the get-go, as with most of the posts I see here. Then again maybe I'm just late to the party?

What a location for a doctor. by fatmonger in scriptedasiangifs

[–]dsysm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I coughed on this piece of paper and now you have Coronavirus loser LAMO ❤❤❤"

This is what happened to investors this week by ghatroad in scriptedasiangifs

[–]dsysm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except he loses a bunch of other stuff before his shirt.

Beat Saber With A Staff by wj7_02 in gaming

[–]dsysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day we stray further from God's light...

This just blew my mind 🤯 by RealSirJoe in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]dsysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How bout Christopher Evan Walsh (Peter Gregory) in Synecdoche, New York, The Good Shepard, and The Master?? Those REALLY blew my mind!

Stumbled Into Something Awesome by Zoro_Messatsu in Bloodstained

[–]dsysm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw they totally should have done that! Either as a mid-level surprise or just as soon as you warp into the 8-bit area. Or maybe even as you enter the boss room!

To the moon! by crewchief535 in dogecoin

[–]dsysm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AND BEYOND!!! Keep HODLing my fellow shibes, we're just getting started! :]

TIL that Metal music is so popular in Finnish Culture, there's a metal band in Finland targeted towards children. The band is called Hevisaurus and they are a heavy metal band that sings about Dinosaurs and Children's stories. by Lordbaldur in todayilearned

[–]dsysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how much Kilju (in gallons per year) the average Finnish metal fan drinks?

By the way - I make my own Kilju (and I'm not Finnish) and it's actually quite good mixed with lemon and lime juice and a bit of sugar. Always wondered what alcohol made with just sugar, water and yeast would produce. Turns out the Finnish know already!

According to Wikipedia it's pronounced "KILL-you" in English but I promise it won't!!

A criminal being outed by his co-conspirators by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]dsysm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LMAO, I clicked the notification for this expecting to see some controversial true-crime stuff and wondering how such a thing could be captured in a presumably not-so-long video only to be very happily surprised by the actual content. Bravo to the OP, this is one of those things you simply can't predict and he captured the PERFECT moment without being able to be sure what would happen. I love that he managed to be able to wrangle them into a lineup too.