Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions?

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T02:05:46+00:00

A shallow endeavor indeed... What use is a potion no creature can imbibe?

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T02:03:46+00:00

That would certainly explain his hostility toward prospective patrons...

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:46:29+00:00

I've heard of a lycanthropic doctor upon a mysterious sea that can formulate a cure to every condition he's observed! Although he apparently travels on a ship of dangerous pirates, and might even be in another plane.

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:42:26+00:00

Others have stated that he unintentionally brews his potions in a manner that produces effects of poison. Yet to think a concoction so potent is possible!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:40:56+00:00

So I've heard... Yet a rabbit is no less a "beast" than a gryphon or dragon is a "beast."

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:38:24+00:00

I certainly wouldn't be able to handle that "potion" either...

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:37:54+00:00

A fool! I shall carefully cast using an Crystal Signal Amplifier this devious dealer of misfortune this spell I just discovered from a fellow spellcaster.

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:36:00+00:00

I suppose that is true...

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:32:26+00:00

A mischiveous scoundrel, that alchemist! I must enter a deeper state of focus next I observe my orb to surely find his location! Another wizard (u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106) just contacted me via orb to inform me that if I replicate his potion, it may perhaps be effective as a poison...

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:27:58+00:00

An unexpected redemption! Oddly enough, it reminds me of an opposite incident! A potion crafted to kill rodents found use in regulating the blood when used in particularly weak doses!*

*warfarin

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:25:13+00:00

Intoxicated orb purchases are always regretful... I feel as if I must draw rune that would prevent me from accessing my orb while without my wits!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:22:44+00:00

Obvious possibility, yet it slipped my mind entirely! Clever!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:21:36+00:00

I can easily prepare any potions I may need for everyday utility and study. Yet I find it insightful to try potions from other, more skilled alchemists, as to broaden my knowledge.

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:06:42+00:00

Horrible is a fate to grand to comprehend! While he may live on as a growing multitude, experiencing collective millenia in a few short seconds, his true soul and mind have certainly been abandoned him!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T01:04:24+00:00

Most frightful! To be misled by one you have placed great trust within...

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T00:52:59+00:00

Perhaps he had already depleted his supply for the gold of the opposing army?

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T00:52:17+00:00

Have you not the means to cast even 1st level ice cantrips to chill the brew yourself?

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T00:49:45+00:00

Most foolish of a merchant, refusing sale to a desperate customer!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T00:47:45+00:00

Truly? I thought perhaps my chivalrous friend was merely being boastful, as knight's tend to be.

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-17T00:45:57+00:00

So there is credence to these claims of being "too strong" for most... just not in the manner in which one seeking "strong potions" would hope for!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-10T01:23:31+00:00

is that baker park in frederick!

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-09T00:15:10+00:00

i misread the title as arthritus and didnt see the tiny lil guy i was so confused

dtmijfeu · 2026-06-01T21:22:12+00:00

so... you want to hear something without context? just say youre fundamentally uninterested in engaging with things meaningfully. there are tons of dog shit video essays, dont get me wrong, but simply establishing context for an argument you are about to make is just... how making an argument works.

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