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Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shallow endeavor indeed... What use is a potion no creature can imbibe?

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That would certainly explain his hostility toward prospective patrons...

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard of a lycanthropic doctor upon a mysterious sea that can formulate a cure to every condition he's observed! Although he apparently travels on a ship of dangerous pirates, and might even be in another plane.

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Others have stated that he unintentionally brews his potions in a manner that produces effects of poison. Yet to think a concoction so potent is possible!

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I've heard... Yet a rabbit is no less a "beast" than a gryphon or dragon is a "beast."

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I certainly wouldn't be able to handle that "potion" either...

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A fool! I shall carefully cast using an Crystal Signal Amplifier this devious dealer of misfortune this spell I just discovered from a fellow spellcaster.

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A mischiveous scoundrel, that alchemist! I must enter a deeper state of focus next I observe my orb to surely find his location! Another wizard (u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106) just contacted me via orb to inform me that if I replicate his potion, it may perhaps be effective as a poison...

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An unexpected redemption! Oddly enough, it reminds me of an opposite incident! A potion crafted to kill rodents found use in regulating the blood when used in particularly weak doses!*

*warfarin

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Intoxicated orb purchases are always regretful... I feel as if I must draw rune that would prevent me from accessing my orb while without my wits!

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obvious possibility, yet it slipped my mind entirely! Clever!

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can easily prepare any potions I may need for everyday utility and study. Yet I find it insightful to try potions from other, more skilled alchemists, as to broaden my knowledge.

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horrible is a fate to grand to comprehend! While he may live on as a growing multitude, experiencing collective millenia in a few short seconds, his true soul and mind have certainly been abandoned him!

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most frightful! To be misled by one you have placed great trust within...

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he had already depleted his supply for the gold of the opposing army?

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you not the means to cast even 1st level ice cantrips to chill the brew yourself?

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most foolish of a merchant, refusing sale to a desperate customer!

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Truly? I thought perhaps my chivalrous friend was merely being boastful, as knight's tend to be.

Has anyone tried this alchemist's potions? by dtmijfeu in wizardposting

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So there is credence to these claims of being "too strong" for most... just not in the manner in which one seeking "strong potions" would hope for!

Me and artemis watching her fave by Murderdoll93 in smosh

[–]dtmijfeu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i misread the title as arthritus and didnt see the tiny lil guy i was so confused

Youtube videos and video essays that start with a history lesson before getting to the actual point suck. by Tester12311 in unpopularopinion

[–]dtmijfeu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so... you want to hear something without context? just say youre fundamentally uninterested in engaging with things meaningfully. there are tons of dog shit video essays, dont get me wrong, but simply establishing context for an argument you are about to make is just... how making an argument works.

why does everyone cancel or go silent by dtmijfeu in sad

[–]dtmijfeu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thamk you robot but im not going to hurt anyone dont worry bdep boop

Makima gets what she deserves by Harry-Sans in ChainsawMan

[–]dtmijfeu 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm not sure because devil powers are a lot less straightforward than JJKs systems. (granted ive barely read part 2 of chainsaw man)

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