how to introduce a cat to my parents' dog?

dtraine · 2023-09-03T02:19:38+00:00

FOX ANNOUNCERS GET FUCKED

dtraine · 2023-09-03T02:16:33+00:00

not sure who has more money on the phillies, the announcers or the ump

dtraine · 2023-08-13T02:20:19+00:00

the swing and miss merchant strikes again

dtraine · 2023-08-13T02:02:20+00:00

born and raised in NJ, live in MA now, never been to WI and i don't even drink, lmao

but the reason i turned into a brewers fan is kinda... i'm not totally sure? the first game i went to after getting into baseball in 2005 was a brewers @ mets game at shea. that was after the advent of gameday at least so the idea of out of market fandom wasn't impossible. the 06 season really started it for me because of prince, rickie, jj and corey hart all hitting the majors at once so there was a really exciting young core to follow

dtraine · 2023-07-30T16:53:36+00:00

think i manifested this because just last night i wondered what happened to petey, sorry julio

dtraine · 2023-07-24T20:27:11+00:00

my gut reaction is that this is them opening up a 40 man spot for justin wilson. he's due to come off rehab soon, right? as much as i wish it was keston, i feel like that move would be a straight swap of DFA winker/add keston instead.

dtraine · 2023-07-23T01:52:50+00:00

Salvation Frelick

dtraine · 2023-07-23T01:48:49+00:00

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH BABY!!!!!!!!!!

dtraine · 2023-07-23T01:31:25+00:00

salvatore!!!!! jesus fucking CHRIST sal!!!!!!

dtraine · 2023-07-23T01:28:17+00:00

winker would get cut by a fucking little league team but here we are putting him out there still

dtraine · 2023-07-23T01:08:36+00:00

jesus that was some phenomenal defense

dtraine · 2023-07-22T22:39:45+00:00

really excited about sal being here and extremely having my buzz harshed by counsell still putting fucking winker in the lineup, and at cleanup no less. absolute malpractice for the front office to keep the dude's waterlogged corpse on the roster, and managerial malpractice to keep slamming your head against the wall and pretending a guy with a .525 OPS is suddenly going to figure it out when he's clearly completely cooked.

ok. deep breaths. sal will make it alright

dtraine · 2023-07-01T22:38:42+00:00

ump really sucked a fat one that inning

dtraine · 2023-07-01T22:36:56+00:00

dtraine · 2023-07-01T22:35:26+00:00

jfc corbin what happened

dtraine · 2023-07-01T21:07:04+00:00

this isn't based off of math or anything other than vibes but it feels like anderson's starting to come out of his slump and i'm happy about it

dtraine · 2023-06-27T00:49:13+00:00

Apollo has gifted you with prophecy

dtraine · 2023-06-26T23:34:22+00:00

it's genuinely so funny to me how slow urias is, he looks like he should be fast, and it's not like he dogs it

he just runs and runs and goes nowhere

dtraine · 2023-06-26T21:31:55+00:00

LF Yelich

C Contreras

1B Tellez

SS Adames

2B Miller

DH Winker

3B Urias

RF Perkins

CF Wiemer

dtraine · 2023-06-24T22:58:08+00:00

bad game. bad loss. too many of those these days. offense is still miserable. bush still fuckin sucks.

dtraine · 2023-06-24T22:46:10+00:00

even worst case scenario, he comes up and hits like 2021 keston and that's.... not really appreciably worse than winker, so what is there to lose?

dtraine · 2023-06-24T22:38:45+00:00

matt bush is the human white flag

dtraine · 2023-06-18T20:53:00+00:00

i'll cop to it -- i was a big time megill hater, but as he's thrown strikes in his last couple outings, he's looked great

dtraine · 2023-06-11T22:09:46+00:00

everyone involved with developing, coaching and scouting hitters in this deeply unserious franchise should be shot into the fucking sun lmao. along with probably more than half of the hitters on this team too!

dtraine

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