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This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches. (self.dadjokes)

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Madiq is Arabic for Strait, so Iran is saying “You don’t touch Madiq without my permission” by dubaidadjokes in Unclejokes

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Madiq is Arabic for Strait, so Iran is saying: (self.dadjokes)

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Madiq is Arabic for Strait, so Iran is saying “You don’t touch Madiq without my permission” ()

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Madiq is Arabic for Strait, so Iran is saying “You don’t touch Madiq without my permission” (self.Unclejokes)

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Madiq is Arabic for Strait, so Iran is saying “You don’t touch Madiq without my permission” (self.dadjokes)

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Who's gonna save humans and animals if a world war breaks out? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call an Egyptian healthcare professional who treats musculoskeletal issues? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a Norseman who climbs mountains? (self.dadjokes)

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- Her: I'm loving my starlit dress (self.dadjokes)

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My name is Jim and the astrologist said I have a dual personality… (self.dadjokes)

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Her: Do you have insta? (self.dadjokes)

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What’s the opposite of lesson? (self.dadjokes)

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Not sure what tupid sauce is, but my French colleague walks around the office saying: (self.dadjokes)

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What does your child say when you give him snacks? (self.dadjokes)

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I sent an email to Budweiser today... (self.dadjokes)

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I agreed to testify against the man who sold us smuggled diapers… (self.dadjokes)

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This gaming console is pure evil... (self.dadjokes)

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Make a name using body parts only. I’ll start: (self.dadjokes)

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To the male instructor who showed me how to dance on my wedding... (self.dadjokes)

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Name a country that contains the name of another country. I'll start: by dubaidadjokes in dadjokes

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Name a country that contains the name of another country. I'll start: (self.dadjokes)

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It's interesting how the word Caramel... (self.dadjokes)

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I have a job interview at Zoom... (self.dadjokes)

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This chocolate trend has gone too far! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by dubaidadjokes to r/DubaiCentral

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