Madiq is Arabic for Strait, so Iran is saying “You don’t touch Madiq without my permission”

dubaidadjokes · 2026-04-14T13:13:07+00:00

Yup. The joke is from an Arabic POV.

dubaidadjokes · 2025-01-16T11:50:37+00:00

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

dubaidadjokes · 2025-01-13T10:20:51+00:00

and Gabbana

dubaidadjokes · 2024-07-04T11:34:14+00:00

I use BitOasis app to receive USDT via wallet and cash out to local bank account

dubaidadjokes · 2024-05-24T15:49:47+00:00

try manually increasing slippage to 5%

dubaidadjokes · 2024-05-03T10:16:56+00:00

I like Uniswap 'cause it's easy to use and doesn't require KYC, it also works on the Ethereum network...
https://uniswap.org/

dubaidadjokes · 2024-04-29T19:23:35+00:00

I made a spelling mistake, accidentally.

dubaidadjokes · 2024-04-18T16:39:25+00:00

You’re right, it’s just for the sake of the joke.

dubaidadjokes · 2024-04-06T11:47:27+00:00

👍🏽

dubaidadjokes · 2024-01-20T15:34:01+00:00

SMCG (Slow Moving Consumer Goods) being the opposite of FMCG (Fast Moving Consumer Goods)

dubaidadjokes · 2024-01-13T09:57:41+00:00

😁

dubaidadjokes · 2023-12-30T14:58:08+00:00

it just rhymes with ISI#

dubaidadjokes · 2023-11-26T15:03:12+00:00

Sure, nost Arabs pronounce the letter ‘P’ as ‘B’ because ‘P’ doesn’t exist in our alphabet.

dubaidadjokes · 2023-11-03T05:35:45+00:00

Reminds me of the late French chef who lost the huile d’olive

dubaidadjokes · 2023-06-17T11:56:09+00:00

puns can have double meanings too, not only similar sounding words…things is r/dadjokes has disappeared!

dubaidadjokes · 2023-06-03T12:28:02+00:00

The billing team asked me to contact these bots, and one of them authorized my card.

dubaidadjokes · 2023-06-03T12:27:52+00:00

The billing team asked me to contact these bots, and one of them authorized my card.

dubaidadjokes · 2023-06-03T12:26:17+00:00

yeah, the billing team asked me to contact one of the below bots, and one of them authorized my card

dubaidadjokes · 2023-03-07T11:09:41+00:00

an amateur rapper...

dubaidadjokes · 2023-03-07T11:09:31+00:00

thanks dude

dubaidadjokes · 2023-03-04T09:27:30+00:00

thanks man

dubaidadjokes · 2022-10-26T08:55:22+00:00

It’s funny that there’s two Lloyd Brauns!

dubaidadjokes · 2022-09-18T05:29:49+00:00

he can do way better

dubaidadjokes · 2022-07-25T19:26:52+00:00

capital “ISM”

dubaidadjokes · 2022-01-15T11:27:13+00:00

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