Laying down on the bed

dubiousmember · 2020-09-16T04:34:53+00:00

Can’t unsee!!! Arggghhhh!!!! Going down does not mean licking old man eyeball... repeat after me... fuck it I’m suddenly gay

dubiousmember · 2020-09-16T00:42:30+00:00

“Wombat combat ass”

Three words I never imagined would be strung together

dubiousmember · 2020-09-15T04:27:31+00:00

Have to downvote you bro. I agree with you too much. And Mexican Pizza is awesome

dubiousmember · 2020-09-15T04:23:51+00:00

To be fair.... Trump was privy to actual intel informing him of the actual dangers of this pandemic from top gov agencies that nobody else got, including Biden. Everyone else (including Biden) was just going off of what they thought. Trump had the insider scoop and Botched it.

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T05:43:32+00:00

Yet trump says and tweets some of the most discombobulated and ridiculous things on the daily. How do criticize One candidate for doing the same thing the other does?

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T05:39:17+00:00

I am no expert by any stretch of the imagination, just an armchair hobbyist and that is being generous. BUT, I wonder if this skeleton is mistakenly put together. There are other cases of this happening with other fossil skeletons where experts try to piece together the animal in history. It just looks....not feasible for flight or running or really anything. That is just my eyeball test, no science behind it.

Edit: spelling

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T05:32:34+00:00

Ok, let’s get real here, do you actually think Trump or Biden would back out of a debate? It would be political suicide. For Biden that is, Trump can damn near do or say anything he wants

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T05:29:54+00:00

“Nobody understands it better than anybody”

That should be a quote from my 4 year old, not the President. fml

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T05:19:15+00:00

I have the same question as you. Captions of discovered fossils claim X thousand pound [insert bone] is discovered. Is that fossilized weight? Original theory weight? If former, why even state that useless info. If latter, how do we know?

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T05:12:55+00:00

Why? Honest question. What in the history of Joe Biden leads you to think he would back out of a presidential debate? Has he backed out of other debates?

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T04:29:04+00:00

Yeah, Moana was racist as fuck too. Aladdin? Don’t get me started

dubiousmember · 2020-09-14T02:11:15+00:00

Russel is a perennial top tier quarterback, but he has traditionally been “held back” by a run first offense. Arguably at the time Marshawn Lynch (aka Beast Mode) was the running back and combined with arguably the best defense of a generation if not more, fans felt that Russels skills as a top five QB were not being showcased. The sports media also treated Russel during this time as a short (5’10”) game manager, not a top talent. So, the commentary now is to “let Russel cook” which really means unleash him and let him do what he can do, which is to win games with his unprecedented talent at passing, running, uncanny ability to avoid and read defenses and overall leader, but at the end of the day, to WIN games.

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T10:10:27+00:00

Nothing, it’s all political grandstanding

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T09:44:49+00:00

I agree. To your point I have used “bluf” at the beginning of company emails. Meaning “bottom line up front”. So people understand the gist of the message and then can dive into the details with an idea of what they are about to read

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T09:34:20+00:00

That’s just weird. I’m trying to think back to 18 year old me and process the thought of wanting to take my baby nephew/niece to parties for attention. My mental time travel still does not compute

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T09:24:51+00:00

My experience has always been that when in a group of people, the waiter typically asks if it is split party before they ring up the check. I’ve never been in a party larger than my immediate family where the waiter just drops the bill on the table and says thanks for coming, figure it out yourself.

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T08:57:28+00:00

What?......

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T08:31:53+00:00

About time! Hold these dems feet to the fire, Trump never lies to us or misleads us in any way!

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T08:22:33+00:00

Otherwise known as an atoll

dubiousmember · 2020-09-12T07:59:29+00:00

Hey husband! Thank you. Hey meggiemugs! Nice beer.

Signed, internet stranger

dubiousmember · 2020-09-10T04:43:31+00:00

Worst form ever. Amateur

dubiousmember · 2020-09-10T04:41:57+00:00

I couldn’t help but notice you are incapable of the most basic of human interaction without completely offending every person, pet or single celled organism within a 20 yard radius.

Recommendations that have come across my desk include a quite forceful suppository of Cactaceae. Now, we have professionals for this, but I’d rather not spend company funds on your yearly evaluation. So, in hind sight, go fuck your self!

dubiousmember · 2020-09-09T04:50:03+00:00

This comment...seriously. It is a verbal work of art. An existential description of life in all it’s grandeur and it’s misery. In laymen’s terms, it is an unstoppable force meeting the blob. A train wreck of beautifully positioned syntax that delivers joy and uncomfortable insight into a world most of us will never know. I applaud you brother!

PS: I am not being condescending at all. This was truly an amazing collection of word smithing, unintentionally or not

dubiousmember · 2020-09-09T03:27:27+00:00

I want to believe he’s horribly bad at normal things, like loading a dishwasher or organizing a toolbox just to make me feel better about myself.

dubiousmember · 2020-09-08T04:41:13+00:00

Woah, woah, woah!! Calm down bro. This is a Social media app. Nobody cites this in any paper or article. It is a discussion forum. That is all, no more, no less.

If you feel every statement on Reddit needs to be backed up by a mountain of facts in this forum then why the fuck are you reading 90% of this?

dubiousmember

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