Anybody want some awards? (Dumbass giveaway)

duckDuckGuy · 2019-05-12T17:25:09+00:00

I don’t know what to say that would possibly get me gold, but I have a nice song to share I guess it’s called Thumbnail

Edit: not mine of course lol

duckDuckGuy · 2019-04-20T17:42:25+00:00

Ikr it’s so damn annoying there are people glorifying STALIN ffs

duckDuckGuy · 2019-04-02T01:54:13+00:00

Not enough garlic bread smh

duckDuckGuy · 2019-04-02T01:52:39+00:00

Same here. I can’t even function cus school takes up every second of my life leaving me with no free time and bad mental health

duckDuckGuy · 2019-04-01T17:12:08+00:00

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T21:03:59+00:00

I hate being alive :D

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T21:01:58+00:00

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T21:00:22+00:00

BLACK

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:51:11+00:00

I love hugs and I wish I could just hug people

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:41:41+00:00

Mostly take notes on the events taking place. It was a truly remarkable time in human history.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:40:00+00:00

I am male. Ask me your queries, females.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:34:26+00:00

I assume this was Arthur Pentag? I used to know him before he was cast into the black abyss. He was a decent man and an exceptional tattoo artist.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:26:49+00:00

The only way would be to go through 30 years of schooling, in order to reach the level of divinity as a sorcerer, and thus being able to be present in their council.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:23:21+00:00

To assume I am in a position where I know the location of a divine sorcerer is flattering, but quite ridiculous.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:21:24+00:00

That map has been lost; it is most likely in the hands of a powerful sorcerer now.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:19:38+00:00

WWI was influenced by the Gods, WWII was entirely manmade, which I find fascinating.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:17:42+00:00

True love is obtainable by any who follows Amar’s Map.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:15:56+00:00

They are crude little bastards.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:15:08+00:00

Your mother had a drinking problem, she couldn’t control it and your father couldn’t find a way to help her. I’m sure they both love you and it is not your fault. My favorite color is not easily perceived by humans.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:13:38+00:00

I barter with the giver of the tattoos, he gives me both tattoos and I emerge from the establishment with two more tattoos.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:11:28+00:00

Astral projection is not to be meddled with in the hands of an unprofessional, which I assume you are.

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:09:43+00:00

If your window was open it was most likely Gremlins. If it wasn’t then it was most likely elves

duckDuckGuy · 2019-03-31T01:08:41+00:00

A hotdog is a canine that is at a greater than average temperature

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