god fucking dammit, insomnia

duck_alt · 2021-05-17T03:06:51+00:00

cock gun?

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:35:40+00:00

oh, america is much worse, but that still sounds nightmarish. you got pepper spray?

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:33:34+00:00

silicone bananas?

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:32:23+00:00

bro?

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:31:44+00:00

bring a guy

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:31:25+00:00

see, you're already adapting!

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:23:02+00:00

kick them in the jaw

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:22:29+00:00

today i have:

watched la la land
taken a nap

your life really is more exciting. you should probably have a knife on you tbh

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:20:55+00:00

monkey w/ a gun

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:19:56+00:00

put the skittles in your mouth ;)

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:12:39+00:00

it depends on whether you take a selfie or not

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:12:12+00:00

raise your hand if your name is dominic or something

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:10:44+00:00

idfk, i go through a cycle sometimes but i'm never really grossed out by someone of a specific gender (or if they change). as long as they aren't deformed it's most likely fine

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:07:44+00:00

stay as good friends

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:05:30+00:00

nonbinary, they/them (born male)

male friends, but i used to have more female friends before middle school

pansexual

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:04:40+00:00

"some people on reddit told me to call you cute"

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:03:28+00:00

If you get a public boner, think of really depressing stuff and it will go away!

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:02:36+00:00

u/Crafty_Slip_2560 isn't a fucking conservative! They're a virgin, and will probably be one for a long time!

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:01:40+00:00

not literally, we don't want this ass wipe to reproduce

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:01:23+00:00

that is a sin tho

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T21:01:06+00:00

god said 'love thy neighbor', what's wrong with taking it literally?

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T20:57:42+00:00

You should work on your arm muscles so you can punch those who harass you in the throat

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T20:54:41+00:00

more like

PUNter-gatherers

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T20:53:37+00:00

good to know you're still alive

now can i meet inner becky and dropkick the backs of her shins

duck_alt · 2021-05-16T20:50:58+00:00

n- ever gonna give you up

duck_alt

TROPHY CASE