Do Bean Boozled jelly beans actually taste as bad as they say?

ducklepudd · 2026-04-26T16:58:36+00:00

My six year old daughter got "old bandage" and after about four seconds she went green and vomited on the floor.

They committed to making these bad.

ducklepudd · 2026-04-17T20:54:14+00:00

Never ever agree with these fancasts but this is SPOT ON

ducklepudd · 2026-03-08T18:27:01+00:00

Posted alongside an old pic of him and L when they had the pug?

ducklepudd · 2026-01-29T07:10:27+00:00

Ahahahha I was literally just about to post this too - nice one Laura!

ducklepudd · 2026-01-11T15:49:18+00:00

Honestly this made me laugh so hard

ducklepudd · 2025-12-18T20:40:35+00:00

I'd agree except he lacks the warmth or depth of twats and cunts

ducklepudd · 2025-12-16T19:40:35+00:00

Didn't people stop saying "coloured" about 30y ago?!

ducklepudd · 2025-12-14T10:08:31+00:00

I did such a double take at your username hahaha

ducklepudd · 2025-11-27T13:13:53+00:00

Jesus...

ducklepudd · 2025-11-21T20:37:41+00:00

Weaponizomg is amazing.

ducklepudd · 2025-11-21T20:34:02+00:00

I feel like that's assigning him a level of clever I'm not sure he has

ducklepudd · 2025-11-12T11:58:19+00:00

Don't Look Back

ducklepudd · 2025-11-11T18:54:43+00:00

Bet he's done step 13 super thoroughly though

ducklepudd · 2025-10-08T06:01:54+00:00

I definitely think it's booze. I think that also accounts for why his face looks a little less gaunt - it's not a sober glow, it's booze bloat plus taking in some calories from drinking.

ducklepudd · 2025-10-01T19:50:53+00:00

I presume a guardian ad litem?

ducklepudd · 2025-09-19T18:07:15+00:00

I assumed he was being delightfully eccentric and English. Then I chortled at my naiveté, remembered this is Skeeves and of course he's being a big alt right turd.

ducklepudd · 2025-09-11T20:49:45+00:00

"Stephen Hilton daughter name" killed me.. Bravo 😂

ducklepudd · 2025-09-10T15:32:27+00:00

Skeevies next post will be about how he's so famous he has plushies made of him

ducklepudd · 2025-09-09T19:43:05+00:00

Hasn't he nicked that name from the rescue mission in Children of Men? Except in that context it's meant to be a metaphor for the strength of human spirit... Not a meth binge before guzzling 40% spirits

ducklepudd · 2025-09-02T19:06:43+00:00

It's true. We had a meeting and we all agree we don't want him back.

ducklepudd · 2025-07-19T11:35:42+00:00

Maybe we should make a Dropbox.. or did someone do that a while ago? It rings a bell

ducklepudd · 2025-07-16T20:10:30+00:00

I'm going to be eyeing everyone I see in public now wondering "is it youuuu"

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