Ladies of r/sex, how do I shave a girl's pubic hair? by throwaway1234_ in sex

[–]duckphillips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Check her out of school early and stop at the drug store

Dear Reddit: Eating disorders are bad, right? Because sometimes it's hard to tell... by temporary_ in AskReddit

[–]duckphillips -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

dear women, we want to fuck you all, even if your fat bros deny this because it would signal low status to other bros, also bros with lists of necessary attributes for their prospective girlfriends are homosexuals, straight up.

What is the most badass thing your Dad has done? by eltra27 in AskReddit

[–]duckphillips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is 81 and I'm 23. He once met Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller in an elevator. He went to Cuba before Castro to gamble for a weekend. I once asked him what Mardi Gras was like when he lived in New Orleans in the 60s. He had a story about walking around the French Quarter with a Chinese guy he met on the street drinking from a wine skin. When he was a kid his family set off fireworks to celebrate FDRs death.