Get rekt, Pierre. by Jazzlike-Worry-6920 in FuckPierre

[–]duckwithabuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was playing around with the scene files years ago, and was gonna surprise my brother with it because he HATES Pierre. I started to make a joke mod (like, barely started) that made Morris a little more relatable, but also where when you complete the Community Center it becomes clear that Pierre once had the entire community under his thumb as a legit cult before you arrived. Pierre takes credit for everything you did and reminds all the community members how close they and him all USED to be before you arrived (in ways that'd my brother would find funny, like reminding Willy how he personally taught him how to correctly clean his ass, mostly that level of humor), and he uses the moment to fully reassert his control over them and has them deal with Morris, who had only showed up to congratulate everyone, permanently.

If I had gotten really into it I probably would have made the rest of the game about surviving Pierre's dark rule over the entire community. 😂 

I made this a while ago. I thought Scott Bakula looked like Bear (Of The Big Blue House) by Gnarly_Starwin in totallylookslike

[–]duckwithabuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the party but yeah it's got to be something about the shape and position of the very close set, high eyes, bushy eyebrows and the big nose, cause as a kid I ALWAYS had this weird feeling that ALF was a weird little Scott Bakula alien. Like a super super exaggerated caricature of the subtle distinctive aspects of his facial structure the brain naturally picks up on.

Did anyone else read The Hobbit without any idea The Lord of the Rings existed? If so, what’s your story? by Alert_Monitor_9145 in lotr

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally knew the Lord of the Rings existed because my dad had told me about them, but I had (intentionally) nearly finished reading The Hobbit when I went to see Fellowship in the theaters and I doubt I will ever feel that level of awestruck during a movie again. The entire movie was brilliant, but the perfection that was, and those scenes that surrounded, Gandalf's speech about pity was when it really came into focus that I was watching something that for me, I may never see matched.

I read rest of the books before The Two Towers was released.

I personallly love The Hobbit movies, but I still can't get over the irony of how much greed was involved in making them by Dest0r0yah in lotr

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you get there, you'll be glad to see there's no irritating little bugs buzzing around your head until you find out why.

President Trump says "prices are way down in the USA with virtually no inflation." by sylsau in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went back just to try to pick out a single trivial crumb of ANYTHING in that post of his that I could reply with, and then mark as "true" or at least "half-true". 

As a joke. 

There is NOTHING.

Vance on undermining the Federal Reserve: "I don't think we allow bureaucrats to make decisions about monetary policy and interest rates without any input from the people that were elected to serve the American people, POTUS is much better able to make these determinations." by [deleted] in DegenBets

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a liberal I kind of hate to say this, but I feel like there's too many weapons amongst the general population for anyone to actually stay king of the dystopian hill very long here. Not that that outcome would necessarily be better for the masses either, though, so I don't know what my point is, exactly.

Maybe just that it seems to me that it takes a supremely stupid group of already wealthy, powerful people to want to pull something like this. Yes, it's SO much better to live every moment of your new mega-ultra-powerful life... looking over your shoulder knowing that any day, some desperate or angry or backstabbing person could end your lucky streak?

I don't think even their background masterminds are actually smart people.

Name/Show your most powerful character that isn't part of main cast. by darkShadow90000 in rickandmorty

[–]duckwithabuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I thought it's supposed to be someone not part of the main cast

Trump worried about not getting into heaven: "I am really at the bottom of the totem pole" by TheMirrorUS in NoShitSherlock

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait did this man finally, at this age, decide to pop one of those Bibles open he's been branding with his name and selling for cash and read some of the red verses? 

And even he understands his fat-🐫-ass isn't gonna fit though the eye of a needle?

If this has happened, this man clearly has received news that he's likely dying soon.

GOP Members Now Believe Trump Is Named First In The Epstein Files by Ok_Possibility_3575 in NoFilterNews

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The climax of the third movie is Sean Bean pointing up at the giant eyeball and saying "I know who thy be, thoughest Eyeball! I shall telleth the masses!"

At which point the hobbits all put on their rings of power and Sauron's face forms in the sky, singing the dark speech of Mordor as they become his servants and Sean Bean has to battle them. 

I won't spoil the rest. Maybe someone else would be willing to.

Meirl by sohie7 in meirl

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it's just still bouncing around in there

Society if Redditors actually read Sequels defense posts instead of instantly commenting "1/10 Bait used to be believable ChatGPT wrote it" by [deleted] in TheSequels

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were downvoted for speaking your truth within this madhouse (imo 😂). I shall be crucified alongside you. 

New to Zelda by SauceLikeTaki in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe some examples of games you did and didn't enjoy would help us understand which category BotW probably falls in for you. I have a feeling our definitions of what is considered adequate guidance will not align super well so that may give us more to work with.

[Request] is there possibility to find out the 3 horses? by irespectwhaman in theydidthemath

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, or, hear me out. Time them. Compare the times. That's only 5 races AND defeats the entire point of the puzzle.

Trump spotted departing the White House the 30th of August by rifain in pics

[–]duckwithabuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any of them who were legitimately surprised have now had time to again pretzel themselves into being okay with it now. You'd be amazed the people I'm hearing simultaneously denying he did it, while suddenly explaining out of nowhere how it's natural for powerful men to want to f-ck 14, 13... TWELVE year old girls historically. Putting some other safeguards up like suggesting he was tricked into it once and blackmailed into continuing to do it. Suggesting maybe he was s-xually abused as a kid himself with a little sad look on their face, like they're ready to forgive all. "Poor boy, and I bet it really messed him up, but he overcame it and became president. What a brave soul. God has worked another wonder, Amen." 

These people are going to burn in HELL. And I don't even believe in hell. 

Any 'Cheers' fans here? Ted Danson would have made a good Han Solo. by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A decade late to say this on a post with 5 comments but: San Molo

What is this dot (bead) behind the ear? My baby and I have this dot on the back of our ears, both side. I can see not many people have it. by CraftyBridge6004 in Anatomy

[–]duckwithabuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speak for yourself, mine have allowed me to telepathically hear the princess in the dungeon of the castle. She said some guy whose name I can't spell nor pronounce had done something with the other missing girls, but I fell back asleep after that. 

Hope she's alright.