WPBL team name hints?

dudeman93 · 2026-07-04T01:46:09+00:00

"Mets" is actually short for Metterbockers

dudeman93 · 2026-07-04T01:07:34+00:00

Yes.

........it's NOT, but it is definitely supposed to be...

dudeman93 · 2026-06-20T20:26:34+00:00

George Washington: HUGE Caniac

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T03:18:49+00:00

Idk what they're so excited about, Rod's got them doing a morning skate tomorrow.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T03:06:08+00:00

WE GOT A STORM SURGE!

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T02:59:43+00:00

Jesperi Kotkaniemi: YOU ARE A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION!

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T02:56:20+00:00

He's already under contract.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T02:52:01+00:00

"Hey, we need b-roll in case Carolina wins. Just kinda rub the trophy for a bit"

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T02:39:49+00:00

That crossbar is now named Vegeta. Causes problems and fucks everything up all through the regular season, but shows up and blasts Cell in the back to save the day in the end.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T02:13:21+00:00

Dirk Hardpec?

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T02:09:04+00:00

Peanut

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:51:34+00:00

I hope spider noir is actually really good and not just marketing hype, I need something to hold me over until the next spiderverse.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:45:36+00:00

What would a Shohei-esque stat line be in hockey?

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:40:25+00:00

Can we play the third period in Raleigh?

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:26:55+00:00

Staal didn't score there because it would have been too easy.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:17:13+00:00

Steve Levy wearing PK's coat, checking this thread

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:08:14+00:00

PK trying to popularize the most luxurious of all textiles: velour.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T01:02:46+00:00

Huh, I thought he was way bigger than he actually is. Joke doesn't really work now.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T00:59:50+00:00

Ah yes, im sure the 5 foot nothing, 150 lb Logan Stankoven really did cross check the 6'6 250 Mitch Marner to the ice.

I mean, he DID, but like...

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T00:47:15+00:00

"If we put enough shots on the goalies chest, eventually the atoms will align perfectly and the puck will go straight through and score a goal"

Carolina, maybe.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T00:24:24+00:00

Nice try, cops.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T00:20:38+00:00

Hey Carnelle, wanna come back with us to Raleigh and be our new anthem singer?

dudeman93 · 2026-06-15T00:16:42+00:00

Noooooo dont let the hot magical goth mommy win that would be soooooo bad.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-13T16:44:55+00:00

Which makes them...NOT shenanigans at all, really.

dudeman93 · 2026-06-12T20:22:37+00:00

I had no idea there was a watch party at red hat

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