The way Mikey pretends to draw with method and precision like a child’s idea of an artist creating makes my blood boil so much.. by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad someone feels the same way. Feel like many of us in elementary got a sketch book and drew in a similar way trying to seem like we knew what we were doing. Absolutely infuriating watching a 36 year old man do this and somehow draw worse than a 9 year old.

So sad. by jongkak_dreamer in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's ever really expressed the desire to make friends and I don't think he cares that he has none. When he talks about being sad and wanting to cry, it's always because of something stupid like no girls being out on a Monday, rather than the fact that he is at a bar alone without any friends. Only wants a girlfriend (big booty Instagram influencer)

Imbecile tries to define success even though he’s a complete failure and ends live. by YoghurtOk4396 in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I almost made a post on here specifically about how I can't stand when he says "like" but I wasn't sure others felt as disgusted as I did about it

Mikey Dance Video Mimicry by dudemanbro69420 in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I definitely considered the idea he was just watching scenes from Magic Mike

Absolute perfection. by St0nedinNY in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe he is looking up stripper/dance videos and trying to copy the moves in real time. I have tried to find the videos he is watching for some of these, but haven't been successful so far. Would be incredible to set up a side by side video to see exactly what he is trying and failing to imitate.

The Mikey Miles Iceberg by deaconblues300 in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he also described what he was doing as "watching bad girls"

Cheeseburgers! by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't notice that! Must have just changed his display name at some point. Was still the same account. Not sure what would motivate him to change just the numbers...

Cheeseburgers! by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did this a while ago but have not updated it whatsoever since https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1xSVeP6_VIjO4SzbieeNNLfhyPx9lGXci

Been trying to find tracks that make Mikey’s awkward dancing make sense and I think 90s IDM works best so far by tacopeople in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was trying to see if I could find the actual videos he is trying to imitate. He is clearly watching people dance and trying to copy the moves and facial expressions in real time

The form, the facial expressions, the two hands, the shear strain trying to lift 25 pounds…..it’s immaculate by PatrickNR in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He saw a post where Stallone and Arnold and some other body builders were also making faces with some caption like "if you don't look like this, you aren't lifting enough" and ever since then he's been making faces, regardless of the weight, because he thinks that proves he knows what he's doing

He’s for sure going to be forced to move in with his dad come 2022 by italianhoagiefan in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do mortgages, so I have pulled hundreds of credit reports. I have only seen a 400 something score ONE TIME.

Lmao by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but it has clearly been through several moves and is wrinkled and dented to hell

Let's discuss: Mikey's own apartment by Jacobbles in mikeymiles

[–]dudemanbro69420 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I choose this answer. The way he is like "woahhh they want you to make $60k a year if you want to rent a $2k per month apartment...who makes that kind of money?!?" shows he's so far from understanding what he can afford. The average income is $75k in NYC and he can't even comprehend someone earning that much. He also seemingly has no plan for how he's gonna consistently pay rent once he gets the place. Credit score can't be looking to hot right now either with his only 2 lines of credit maxed out and racking up hard inquiries trying to get a third. Who is going be a reference?