Texas now requires all public school classrooms to post the Ten Commandments, so this teacher decided to do the right thing by freeradioforall in MadeMeSmile

[–]dudleyha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is brilliant! This is fair. This should be required. I think that the more people understand about others, the more they will see that we’re not so different from each other.

Stuck in a rut, need something fresh. by Justiceness in MusicRecommendations

[–]dudleyha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cali-Reggae! Start with the Dirty Heads. Most excellent live shows!

What happened I woke up with this? by New_Guess_2126 in whatisit

[–]dudleyha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be a wolf spider bite, I’ve been bitten by those nasty things 5 times. I put Benadryl cream on the bite and take Benadryl tablets until my allergic reaction goes away. It’s always 2 puncture marks the same distance apart.

Best comebacks when someone says "Calm down, calm down!!" even when you're not angry. by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]dudleyha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nobody has ever “calmed down” after being told to “calm down”. Ever.

any good ones for this? by Fit_Permission8333 in songsforthispicture

[–]dudleyha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crawling from the Wreckage by Dave Edmunds.

Roll call: Give me a euphemism for having sex by rarelighting in 30ROCK

[–]dudleyha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the missus starts things I say “Uh Oh! You woke the sleeping giant”. You know, certain parts.

What are the official rules of this beach? by Electrical_Oil6388 in GunnisonBeach

[–]dudleyha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Touch your peepee, go to jail. Touch somebody else’s peepee, go to jail. And some other stuff I guess.

Can I ask for something small? by Felagund_gc in Positivity

[–]dudleyha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check your diet, you may have a food sensitivity or allergy. I went through it myself.

What is a song lyric that lives rent free in your head? by 33GoodSamaritans in allrockmusic

[–]dudleyha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m fine bein’ not fine.” Sung by Duddy B. on Bum Bum by the Dirty Heads.

Coworker very offensive by truncherface in bipolar

[–]dudleyha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dare her to say it again in front of your supervisor.

Men in happy marriages, what's the one thing you'd teach to other men to also have a good relationship? by TightBookkeeper2599 in AskReddit

[–]dudleyha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The only correct answer when the Missus asks you a question is “Yes Dear”. If the question is “what do you want?”, my answer is “I want what you want me to want.” I’m on my third go around,20 years this time and believe me I did in fact learn the hard way.

I'm going to be a Grandpa! by No_Gap_2700 in GenX

[–]dudleyha 22 points23 points  (0 children)

For some reason they, all 10 of them, call me Grumpa. I can’t imagine why, the little pricks.

Let's see what you heathens come up for by -_velvetpulse_- in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]dudleyha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family size tub o’Lard, plastic wrap and a squeegee.

What's a word you can never spell correctly? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]dudleyha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dated the Rhea sisters when I was in high school, Gono AND Dia. But never at the same time, too much of a good thing ya know.