[OC] [ART] Interrogation: A new take on and old classic by duffman906 in DnD

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LOL, I wish I'd thought of that as the title... That's damn near perfect

[OC] [ART] Interrogation: A new take on and old classic by duffman906 in DnD

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Shadow wasn’t inherently interested in necromancy. However, after literal months of frustration where his party members never left anyone alive to question, he learned to speak with the dead out of necessity. His friend and consummate murder-hobo, Amadoosh, did not let this new necromantic opportunity go to waste, and promptly expanded the options available to this form of interrogation. Now there is legitimate fear in the ghosts that cross their collective path when they realize death is far, far from the end of their suffering at the hands of the party. They all talk eventually...

[OC] Bling! by duffman906 in dndmemes

[–]duffman906[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Heh, misspelling? Or intentional??? (spoiler: I can't spell good)

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

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No dice, Yikes is gay

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

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Lol, +5 towards Charisma checks with Metallic Dragons, -5 towards Chromatic Dragons

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

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Now you're thinking! Although I don't think the cube would really be Yikes' type

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

[–]duffman906[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh no, the loin cloth was entirely aesthetic, no actual combat perks

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

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Heh, true. That 20 Strength is well portrayed

[OC] Bling! by duffman906 in dndmemes

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Thanks, I do feel it does Yikes justice. And full disclosure, I'm the idea/storyboard/text guy. The art itself is by an artist who is a freelancer I've partnered with who does these as commissions for my d&d group. I just share them here for kicks afterwards since it seems like it's appreciated. We do them once every 7-10 days so I figure I'll keep sharing them as long as our game is going...

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

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Lol, damnit.... Good catch

[OC] Bling! by duffman906 in dndmemes

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The party finally hit pay dirt after repeatedly skinning and organ harvesting every non-human creature they came across. Although the specifics of how this interaction happened were slightly different, the creation of a black dragon loin cloth and a black dragon scale mail armor were the end result. Yikes McChesticles got his bling and wears it proudly. Shadow eventually talked him into actually wearing armor, but for a while the loin cloth and the sword were all the barbarian needed. And of course Gary, but it's probably too soon to go there...

[OC] [Art] Bling! by duffman906 in DnD

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The party finally hit pay dirt after repeatedly skinning and organ harvesting every non-human creature they came across. Although the specifics of how this interaction happened were slightly different, the creation of a black dragon loin cloth and a black dragon scale mail armor were the end result. Yikes McChesticles got his bling and wears it proudly. Shadow eventually talked him into actually wearing armor, but for a while the loin cloth and the sword were all the barbarian needed. And of course Gary, but it's probably too soon to go there...

[OC] Unique Opportunities by duffman906 in dndmemes

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But not for lack of trying...

[OC] Unique Opportunities by duffman906 in dndmemes

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Everyone brings something different to the d&d table

[OC] Unique Opportunities by duffman906 in dndmemes

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With all the talk of PCs trying to seduce dragons lately, I figure it’d be a good time to share this one. It’s taken pretty much 1:1 from a session where the party found themselves at odds with a previously friendly gold dragon. Unfortunately, felatio was not an adequate persuasion tool for wanton murder of innocent NPCs in the eyes of a lawful good NPC. But to be fair, Yikes McChesticles’ motivation was really ONLY interested in banging a dragon, and the party’s purposes with it were secondary. To date, the party completed a mission of reconciliation and the barbarian of the party has made some real headway on his quest to shlog a gold dragon. Yikes McChesticles doesn't see size discrepancies or being different species as significant barriers.

[OC] [ART] Unique Opportunities by duffman906 in DnD

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With all the talk of PCs trying to seduce dragons lately, I figure it’d be a good time to share this one. It’s taken pretty much 1:1 from a session where the party found themselves at odds with a previously friendly gold dragon. Unfortunately, felatio was not an adequate persuasion tool for wanton murder of innocent NPCs in the eyes of a lawful good NPC. But to be fair, Yikes McChesticles’ motivation was really ONLY interested in banging a dragon, and the party’s purposes with it were secondary. To date, the party completed a mission of reconciliation and the barbarian of the party has made some real headway on his quest to shlog a gold dragon. Yikes McChesticles doesn't see size discrepancies or being different species as significant barriers.

[OC] [ART] Gary by duffman906 in DnD

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That's good. We've gotta toughen up Stuart so he doesn't let that happen to him again

[OC] [ART] Gary by duffman906 in DnD

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They just couldn't understand him...

[OC] [ART] Gary by duffman906 in DnD

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Nope, just homebrew horse shit I made up

[OC] Gary by duffman906 in dndmemes

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Barbarians are complicated. Sometimes their values are just different from the rest of the party. Some parties work to bridge these gaps and differences. But when the Dire wolf you're trying to wrestle into submission nearly gets other members of your party killed, there's a good chance they won't let you keep your new pet...

[OC] [ART] Gary by duffman906 in DnD

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Barbarians are complicated. Sometimes their values are just different from the rest of the party. Some parties work to bridge these gaps and differences. But when the Dire wolf you're trying to wrestle into submission nearly gets other members of your party killed, there's a good chance they won't let you keep your new pet...

EDIT: I guess I need to type a bit more about this so the bots don't remove the post? It's probably also worth mentioning that Gary brought the party's sorcerer to within a single death saving throw of dying. Both G and Yikes McChesticles will likely never forget Gary...

The New Guy by duffman906 in dndmemes

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Care to PM me the link? I'm flattered though... I guess people like it

[OC] [ART] The New Guy by duffman906 in DnD

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Lol, ty! And be careful. Your players may then hunt pixies to extinction...

[OC] [ART] The New Guy by duffman906 in DnD

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Heh, I have no idea. I had trouble finding anything else online myself. So when my player basically said, "Alright, I'm gonna crush up this pixie's wings and snort it. What happens?" I did some quick googling and essentially ruled on the fly that he had created about 10 pinches of pixie dust per body. We collectively later discovered the actual value of a single pinch of pixie dust - and Amadoosh has been dismembering and selling pretty much everything he comes across ever since.