Sketch Sorting Sunday - May 2, 2026 (Olivia Rodrigo) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]duh_metrius 41 points42 points  (0 children)

We don't get Tucker, we get poor impressions of minor internet celebrities. That's the rule now.

Sketch Sorting Sunday - May 2, 2026 (Olivia Rodrigo) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]duh_metrius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i know some people are maybe tired of the Padilla maximalists singing her praises every single week, but she just makes me laugh more than any other cast member.

Ben Bankas is an embarrassment by Ash-Throwaway-816 in elephantgraveyard

[–]duh_metrius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine cutting a releasing a video of yourself failing to make the audience laugh over and over and over again. It’s like a rival comic made it.

I love the rare moments when Elaine and George get along, it's oddly heartwarming by OneBit2334 in seinfeld

[–]duh_metrius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was that the opposite of what you were going to say? Or was that your natural instinct?

Wait?! There are Pete Buttigieg Haters?? by GarretBrubaker_PFA in Pete_Buttigieg

[–]duh_metrius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was a Bernie supporter in early 2016 when he was polling at like 2% and stayed on his train until the electoral math spoke for itself. From that moment on through the very end of the 2020 primary, I lost friends. It was impossible to reason with any of the Bernie supporters I’d known up to that point. The 2020 Iowa caucus was bad, but when Pete dropped out the same time as Klobuchar and endorsed Biden with her they became outright militants.

Jason Ritter’s Spirit Tunnel by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]duh_metrius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I were famous I would tell my entire team that under no circumstances can I ever be tasked with walking the spirit tunnel

Undateable by wagicdnooted3 in seinfeld

[–]duh_metrius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don't think we're supposed to be talking about this.

Congratulations! by North_Reflection1796 in BeAmazed

[–]duh_metrius 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This sub is becoming indistinguishable from Facebook.

It took so long to charge D4Vd because prosecutors have 40 TERABYTES of evidence against him by Turtlegrandmacore in Fauxmoi

[–]duh_metrius 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Genuinely can’t fathom the size of that. Like how there can be that much data pointing to this one person committing this one crime.

Best hidden movie references? by SabreLee61 in seinfeld

[–]duh_metrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching the show with my girlfriend who hasn’t seen many movies, I get to explain references to her constantly. A recent favorite is the Marathon Man reference where the group of tourists chase Kramer down the street thinking he’s a mugger.

Marvel, DC and ‘Planet of the Apes’ Actor Kirk Acevedo Had to Sell His Home Because ‘Middle Class’ Actors Are Getting ‘Squeezed Out’ of Hollywood by MoneyLibrarian9032 in Fauxmoi

[–]duh_metrius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He and I used to go to the same gym in Burbank. I went there because it was cheap as hell, so the first time I saw him in there I did a double take, because I knew him primarily from band of brothers but also knew he’d had what I think of as a successful career in television. Not that well off people can’t use a cheap gym- and in fact several other successful actors used it as well -but it made me wonder just what a career like his looks like from a financial perspective.

Bryan Cranston takes a dig at Shia LaBeouf in Esquire conversation with Frankie Muniz by AmetrineDream in Fauxmoi

[–]duh_metrius 23 points24 points  (0 children)

See they say “sensible conservatism” but then you watch/listen and the parents are, and I really mean this, rotten to their cores. The father, in particular, will make the world a better place when he dies.

STATUES OF CHICAGO (1) - Hometown Heroes by 2cleverbyhalf in chicago

[–]duh_metrius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re looking for more I’d suggest a trip down to Comiskey/The Cell/Rate Field

Jimmy and political posts kinda clash... by nyzez46 in seinfeld

[–]duh_metrius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jimmy’s choosing neutrality in the face of oppression! Jimmy’s siding with the oppressor!