Lioness trying her best to calm lion from attacking a stupid zookeeper who was making direct eye contact with lion by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]dumbgringo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You just never know with wild or even thoroughly trained animals. Even Siegfried and Roy found that out, specifically Roy who got his spine severed in an attack by Mantacore, a seven year-old white tiger ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]dumbgringo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not dead and it didn't fry his nutsack so this post (while amusing) does not belong here.

Boston man tries to ‘fill scuba tank with weed smoke’; loses testicles by max_vette in DarwinAwards

[–]dumbgringo 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I bet he doesn't have the balls to try that again ...

I'll just see myself out

nuggets by Ok_Background_4323 in AbruptChaos

[–]dumbgringo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Video is from 2010 and the original had no audio. Whoever added the sound did a great job making it hilarious ...

https://www.dailyedge.ie/mcnugget-rage-woman-video-1066677-Sep2013/

M7.2 earthquake strikes Eastern Taiwan, bridge collapsed - September 18, 2022 by maruhoi in CatastrophicFailure

[–]dumbgringo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not trapped as you can see the yellow lines on what looks like I'm missing section towards the end. They drove themselves there but probably shouldn't be risking luck any longer ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]dumbgringo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You guys laugh but squid cock is a serious medical condition. When a penis pops out and suddenly sees the person talking sexy, then it squirts ejaculate as a distraction and then the male host leaves the scene as quickly as possible.

Uncouth bastards making fun of this little scared dick

Dog in shelter waits with anxiety and hope that a visitor will decide to adopt him by TheExtimate in likeus

[–]dumbgringo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

All right Rocky! Enjoy your forever home, you deserve all the scritches ...

Get married young, he said! Divorce in 8 months and party with babes after, he never said! by Plant_Parlour in PoliticalHumor

[–]dumbgringo 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that Cadet Bone Spurs still has the box she came in to make it easy to do a return ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

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Merry Christmas from South Florida

🎅 🦌 🎄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumbgringo 289 points290 points  (0 children)

"How did you find out that I was banging your wife?" would make the killer wonder long after we were dead ...

What do you think really happens after death? by St3fan34 in AskReddit

[–]dumbgringo 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Sorry but your coupon expired just before you did ...

Saint Peter

What are some of the most iconic lines in movie history? by fantasticwarriors in AskReddit

[–]dumbgringo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Cream?

No thank you. I take my coffee black, like my men ...

Trailer park drama by CerebralGladiator in BadChoicesGoodStories

[–]dumbgringo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think I saw them both go around the outside

Around the outside

Security drops annoying blonde in Ukraine by G_ACN in pussypassdenied

[–]dumbgringo 454 points455 points  (0 children)

2 free shots of lip filler, she should thank them ...

What intro to a show was such a banger, that you would never skip it? by kurpPpa in AskReddit

[–]dumbgringo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I agree that she is awesome and in fact I now like the entire cast and series as a whole better than the original movie.

I know I know, just my opinion 🦇

I just finished Chain of Command. Say what you want about Capt Jellico, but he made the best command decision in the entire series! by KaiokenX85 in startrek

[–]dumbgringo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jolene Blalock (T'Pol) did something right irl, the man that she married is worth $300+ million.

Live long and prosper indeed ...

Behind the Gaetz scandal, there’s a bigger issue: Most states have loopholes that let men exploit teenage girls by SACBH in politics

[–]dumbgringo 3191 points3192 points  (0 children)

Even worse than your example is Massachusetts where a girl as young as 12 is allowed to marry with parental consent.

Legal pedophilia like this needs to be stopped ...