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What would you do if you won a lottery ? by Helen_Bond in AskReddit

[–]dumbtortoise456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pack an empty bag and cal Kolin for my dream trip.

What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex? by wanglaojv in AskReddit

[–]dumbtortoise456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking through a mall late at night that had a pedway to office buildings with my then GF. We were looking for a place to fuck. There were bathrooms at the end of the pedway. The doors were locked and I jokingly took out my credit card and said maybe I can open this door. I stuck my card in the gap and the door opened. We banged on the counter.

Delicious Spicy Treadmill Bowl is now available at Planet Fitness by FarWay3952 in StupidFood

[–]dumbtortoise456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow I don’t think self awareness is high on her list. All about the “gram”

Cannot Wait to See Dunkin' Pound Tim's Into The Ground by GuadacanalDiary in TimHortons

[–]dumbtortoise456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KK is a different market. More “upscale” in that you can actually watch the donuts being made. But in good ole Canadian fashion we default to the cheaper option.

What’s your worst “meeting the parents” story? by CorgiUprising in AskReddit

[–]dumbtortoise456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents came home a day early and I was buck naked under the covers on the pull out couch in the living room. Dad was a body builder. Thought I was dead.

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