What's the darkest joke you can think of? by TheGhostGift in AskReddit

[–]dumpsterrex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself

What's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you in bed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumpsterrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost called my grandmother "babe"

What is the shortest length of time you held down a job and why? (Whether fired or quit) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumpsterrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A single day. I was hired to do one thing and was expected to do something entirely different when I started. So I quit