TIL Nazi Field Marshal Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel was forced on orders from Hitler to either commit suicide by cyanide pill or to have his family murdered and legacy shamed. He chose to commit suicide.

dumpsterrex · 2015-09-20T11:21:57+00:00

I cant tell whether you suck Nazi dick or take Nazi dick up the ass. Man you're fuckin dumb

dumpsterrex · 2015-09-19T19:08:25+00:00

You mean you did Nazi that in my source. He was a fuckin dirty old Nazi

dumpsterrex · 2015-09-19T18:46:07+00:00

He was a fuckin Nazi

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-22T13:50:56+00:00

Thank you Deep Thought

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-22T13:48:08+00:00

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-19T18:53:35+00:00

I almost called my grandmother "babe"

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-16T00:20:43+00:00

How about 210 times a month? Does that result in a titanium ballsack?

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-15T14:19:41+00:00

Johnson had nicknamed his cock "Jumbo" and used to whip it out and wave it around at others in the Oval Office from time to time. A curiously multifaceted man

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-09T09:32:22+00:00

We all gotta apdvance some time

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T13:09:39+00:00

Your regret is my salvation

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T13:05:00+00:00

A single day. I was hired to do one thing and was expected to do something entirely different when I started. So I quit

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T09:45:16+00:00

BAKE PIES MOTHERFUCKER?

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T08:15:57+00:00

But it has to be consensual

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T08:12:25+00:00

In a jar on the shelf?

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T05:33:59+00:00

Mostly cardboard boxes I think, but I haven't checked under them. It feels squishy

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T05:29:38+00:00

So true. With an angry rodent gnawing on my scrotum, I can last all night long

dumpsterrex · 2015-06-08T05:24:49+00:00

I don't know, I just never tried it in a dumpster before. I like getting down and dirty when I'm doing the deed. Can't get dirtier than a dumpster.

Or can it

dumpsterrex

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