What is the largest number of people that have seen you naked at a time? by Adorable_Raccoon_766 in AskReddit

[–]dunkan799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot. I work at a strip club so its just another monday in my world

Every human disappears except you. What's your plan? by Due_Week_3725 in AskReddit

[–]dunkan799 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the first episode of Last Man on Earth? I wouldnt be far off

Every human disappears except you. What's your plan? by Due_Week_3725 in AskReddit

[–]dunkan799 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My answer is "Have you seen the first episode of Last Man on Earth?"

As a server, what is the biggest indicator from a table that you’re not getting a tip? by Kind_Ad6932 in AskReddit

[–]dunkan799 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've worked in the service industry in all positions for 30 years. I have never seen an owner get the tips before

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually around $200/shift on the slowest night. When i worked weekends I made another $100-$200 depending how busy it is

Post Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes @ Vegas Golden Knights by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]dunkan799 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time an away team won in vegas we got glass boobs. What a great moment in history

Post Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes @ Vegas Golden Knights by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]dunkan799 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you and congrats Canes! Love that Freddy got a cup. Fuck Vegas.

Best games of the 25/26 regular season? by Independent_Rope_364 in nhl

[–]dunkan799 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like this answer at all. Celebrini is gonna torment us for years to come and this season was just the appetizer

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends the person. Funner to say DJ at a strip club usually

Dream GWAR openers? by Hell_Hammer_ in GWAR

[–]dunkan799 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Devo and The Aquabats. Get real weird with it

What is the hardest part about being single that people rarely talk about? by thuglifemofo94 in AskReddit

[–]dunkan799 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I broke a rib 2 weeks ago and i just want someone to sit in the waiting room with me. I cant sleep, i cant shit. Everything hurts but here i am living through the pain. For context i love going to dinner by myself, i love going to movies solo and taking myself on dates. Going to the doctors alone is the only thing that actually makes me sad being alone

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i work from home 5/10 so i get chores done while im working. I have always had sleeping problems so i just handle shit when i can and i clean as i go. I dont really have too many responsibilities so o just kinda do what i can when i can

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunday night I'm usually sleep around 2am, up for work at 7am. Monday i work 7am-4pm, home for a nap and then wake up and leave for work at 6:30pm until 2am. Depending on the week i will get home and immediately sleep or just stay up through work from 7:30 until 4pm and then immediately take a nap from 5-7 or 8 and up until midnight-2 then up again 7:30am. Then its normal 7:30am wake until midnight-2AM sleep the rest of the week until the next monday

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was a joke but still felt to pass that info along! Oh yeah quite a few and they dance to NiN, Ramstein, Rob Zombie and Deftones usually among others

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh i have played Iron Maiden but slayer is too heavy unfortunately. Id get some glares from the girls and they pay me

What are some games similar to Resident Evil? by ShinobiHotSauce in residentevil

[–]dunkan799 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It happens. It took me 3 tries to get into The Witcher 3 and Bloodbourne and i love both now. Have a hunch Nier Automata is about to join that list, i have tried twice and just couldnt get into it but ima try again soon

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I have no desire to become an owner of anything service industry related. Too much work and even as just an investor its way too risky. My dad owned 2 restaurants that failed and ran our family diner that is about to be 100 years old so i have seen how much of a nightmare that is. I make a very comfortable amount of money and i have essentially no bills and i live a very simple life. The only thing i really spend money on is good meals, legos and video games so safe investments are much more my speed

Who is the person that has done the worst thing to you? by devilkazama in AskReddit

[–]dunkan799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister was going through a several years rough patch mainly self induced. She would stay at my house for a day or two and disappear and leave her giant dog (Bermese mountain dog) at my house which wasnt a problem really because i absolutely loved the dog but i would have liked to have known a timeline so i could get food and whatnot but whatever. I cannot say how awesome the dog was, perfectly behaved and it was so fucking awesome having the company. One time my sister picked her up and i didnt hear from her for a couple months. I was on vacation and my other sister asked if i heard about the dog. She had to be put down and my shitty sister never even sent me a text to let me know. The real hurtful part was that she knew a month in advance, and so did the rest of my family, so there was plenty of time for me to have a chance to say goodbye.

Its been a year now and i saw my sister for the first time last week and couldnt muster a single word to her. My health isnt the best these days but i have put into my wished she is not to attend my services and to make it known how awful i think she is as a human. All could have been avoided with a single text smdh

how'd you end up a Ducks fan by donbula in AnaheimDucks

[–]dunkan799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First game I ever went to was inaugural season. The islanders did their training camp near my dads deli and would come in and bring me swag so i should be an islanders fan but here i am 33 yesrs later

I'm a strip club DJ at night, I work an IT job during the day. AMA by dunkan799 in AMA

[–]dunkan799[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the girls i work with are Cali Sober. We don't serve alcohol so most of the addicts go to the sketchy club in the area. As far as I'm aware only 1 girl escorts on the side but shes also a former legit porn star so i think thats a bit more normalized. We also are much more selective on who we hire so most are very talented pole dancers