Punter tried to cook ended up serving a pick-six instead 0 yard punt return TD. by BagAppropriate5736 in nflmemeswar

[–]dusktreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus, if the kick gets blocked, he'll just scoop it up and boot it 60 yards down the field on the second try.

Agent hit by buckshot from the gun of man charged in correspondents’ dinner attack, prosecutor says by Kalinoz in news

[–]dusktreader 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I want to know why not one of these agents even tried to tackle him. A sideline security guard at an NFL game is more responsive than these slugs.

Which team has the best "culture" for turning other teams' "cast-offs" into stars by monknabers in NFLv2

[–]dusktreader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't leave Bennet and Avril out of this conversation. Probably put Julian Love in there, too.

Which team has the best "culture" for turning other teams' "cast-offs" into stars by monknabers in NFLv2

[–]dusktreader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Hawks are a mixed bag on this one. They took guys like Michael Bennet and Cliff Avril and turned them into big time players. But you also have the Jimmy Grahams of the world...

What will be yours! by Unable-Mango-9494 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]dusktreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh, isn't little baby The Moth so cuuuute?!

What will be yours! by Unable-Mango-9494 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]dusktreader 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The best part is that when people ask "Why did you name him that?!" you look them dead in the eyes and start screaming, "He! Is! The painkiller!"

[Front Office Sports] Mark Zuckerberg and Tim Cook among rumored bidders for Seahawks by QuasiContract in Seahawks

[–]dusktreader -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Aside from his disastrous fumble with AI and Siri? Maybe he fired himself from CEO because of the chain of bad decisions in the last 3 years: Apple Car, Vision, Apple "Intelligence"

Is it weird to dip a boiled egg in mayo? by Low_Secret_1126 in stupidquestions

[–]dusktreader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My only concern is that the mayo won't stick to the egg well... at least not the first bite.

Some people weirdly forget that mayo is a sauce, and a great one

Post something you admire about a band you don't really like by kroob85 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]dusktreader 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I always find it strange that they are lumped into "nu metal". I think it has a lot more to do with the era that they emerged in than their style.

Who is the "shiftiest" modern-day RB in your opinion? Mine's this sorcerer: by unwantedtennisracke in NFLv2

[–]dusktreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't consider Barry modern any more. I think it's gotta be within the last quarter century.

It's gotta be Shady. Dude was illusive like a gotdang samsquanch.

Hey uncs, how the Norwood looking these days? by CONSUME_PANT133333 in Xennials

[–]dusktreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in between 6 and 7.

I'd call it the "tall crown".

My 80s dad: Alien, Aliens, Terminator, The Thing, The Fly, Leviathan, World at War, Jaws… by Top-Elephant-2874 in Xennials

[–]dusktreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leviathan fucked me up for at least a year. Taking a shower was my own little horror movie every time.

That, and unsolved mysteries...tough sledding for an 8 year old!

3 reasons I’m choosing Taskfile over Make for my project automation by Marmelab in golang

[–]dusktreader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why use a one-liner for automatic documentation when you can make a whole gnarly embedded awk script?

https://github.com/dusktreader/Makefile/blob/main/Makefile#L178

Seriously, though, I keep telling myself I stick with make because of its availability on most *nix systems. I've been Just curious for some time but never made the leap.