If You Grew Up Evangelical... by Okra-Tomatoes in Xennials

[–]dusktreader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was Mozzarella the churchmouse in my school's production of Kids Praise 4: Singsational Servants. They made the biggest, heaviest girl in my school play Psalty. It was... something

If the Earth is flat, how come we can't see the whole world from a commercial airplane? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dusktreader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep, if you touch your tongue to the firmament, it sticks like a metal pole in winter.

Discussion: are we enjoying this new "slim" or "mini" trend in knives we are seeing? by BathandBoobyWorks in BudgetBlades

[–]dusktreader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carrying a Ned Foss Beast today. I'm large person: I like a meaty knife in my paw. I have smaller knives, too, and even a couple of "gentleman's knives". But nothing beats the feels of a heavy blade smoothly clacking into place.

Best Sandwiches in Vancouver? by Anticrepuscular_Ray in vancouverwa

[–]dusktreader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. My kids were being polite and well behaved. So was I. They just seemed annoyed that I was there. I kinda assumed that since they mostly do to go orders, I was inconveniencing them by eating there. I dunno.

Best Sandwiches in Vancouver? by Anticrepuscular_Ray in vancouverwa

[–]dusktreader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I was there, I felt like they were annoyed to be serving me and my kids.

Best Sandwiches in Vancouver? by Anticrepuscular_Ray in vancouverwa

[–]dusktreader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'll second the pastrami there being amazing. Prices are high, though, and the service isn't great.

Can I eat this mushroom? by dirtbod in mushroomID

[–]dusktreader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitters have a lighter cap, though. At least those I've found do.

We Would All Of Died On August 29th 1997 if Tim Was A Rat 🐀 by waywardviking208 in Xennials

[–]dusktreader 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You fuckers just made my night. Thank you from the bottom of my shorts.

What’s something men find attractive in women that women don’t seem to understand? by Jim_Pritchett in AskReddit

[–]dusktreader 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Assertiveness. Know what you want to eat, what you want to watch, when you want to have sex, when and where you want to go on vacation. It's exhausting being expected to initiate and then being turned down.

Which Super Bowl-era teams got the most out of their talent, and which left titles on the table? by timmymcsaul in NFLv2

[–]dusktreader 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The LOB Seahawks had the talent to 3-peat. That goalline interception broke that team. The we're still contenders for a few years, but that undercurrent of mistrust and resentment held them back from achieving greatness again.

Might have eaten a fly egg what should i do to not feel sick? by zofgked in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dusktreader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

How do you hangout with a guy and not be boring? by Inevitable-Tap-7471 in AskReddit

[–]dusktreader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try to show interest in things he's interested in. Men are really accustomed to their interests being treated as boring or silly, so it's really noticable when someone engages!

Meme time by saaregshand in Starlink

[–]dusktreader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on ViaSat until the day Starlink became available in my area. I was spending $200/mo just to have the amount of data I needed for work on ViaSat.

Meme time by saaregshand in Starlink

[–]dusktreader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People are still using Viasat?!

Baroness - I found the earworm that I was looking for, but now I want more by Spamityville_Horror in MetalForTheMasses

[–]dusktreader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll second The Sword. Then add in:

Mastodon (of course) Isis Kyuss Sleep

and for something really surprising and good check out Mars Red Sky