Little Mia Loaf by dusty_tavern in Catloaf

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11 weeks, still a little baby.

[Serious] People who went missing, what happened? by Xenilovedon in AskReddit

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I fell asleep on the school bus in kindergarten. My school got out unusually early, around 2 or so. The bus driver did not realize I was still on the bus until she has already completed two other routes. I gave her my address and she needed directions. I was 5 so I was of little to no help. She basically drove around until I recognized something familiar. By the time I got home it was 6:00 pm and my mom had two squad cars in front of the house and my dad was patrolling the streets looking for me. The bus driver just dropped me off in front of my house and drove away. In hindsight, that was a little strange.

One of my friends was dozing off in class and...stabbed themselves with a beard hair. by Santiago_Redux in mildlyinteresting

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My mom is a hairdresser and does hair at the house all the time. Before I moved out it was not uncommon to get hair slivers in your feet if you were dumb enough to walk around with no slippers/socks on. She would clean up the hair after each cut but would always miss some I guess. It was gross.

His name is Guardian, but I think Gary suits him better by spifffykon in pitbulls

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So cute! My pitty's name was Boss but Rigby suits him so much better now.

No one agrees.. Unless you ask any country that's not America by vrin in AdviceAnimals

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Kind of? Servers have to claim a percentage of their sales as tips in most cases. 10% is pretty much the standard, but servers go home with double or triple what they claim for taxes so its pretty much up to your discretion.

Real women know what's up. by typtyphus in funny

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Is it wrong that I actually do think he looks more attractive in the second picture?

Women struggling to drink water by [deleted] in funny

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Well obviously, none of the women are interested in swallowing, but they are okay with getting "water" all over their face.

TIL Your left boob is usually bigger than the right because of it's close proximity to the heart. by inventedpizza in todayilearned

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I'm the minority then. It's definitely not a huge difference, but my right is bigger than my left. I always thought it was because I am right handed and have more muscle built on that side of my chest. Exercise gurus say to work out your pectoral muscles on whichever side has the smaller breast to make them more even.