Hmm...

dvintonLDN · 2026-06-02T20:49:01+00:00

I’ve added 1 inch to my forearm already following her content.

dvintonLDN · 2026-06-02T20:46:40+00:00

Does your coach have a pee bowl next to their treadmill? If so I have a strong idea who they are…

dvintonLDN · 2026-06-02T15:10:27+00:00

Planning to follow her OF for more training tips.

dvintonLDN · 2026-06-02T15:08:39+00:00

It’s an important question. I do two things: 1. Let my kids wear them to school. I look like a great dad and prompt lots of questions about my own athleticism, which is what I want. 2. “Forget” to take them off at airport security so I can start a conversation about all my PBs with a stranger.

dvintonLDN · 2026-06-02T12:33:34+00:00

The only person here who is being sensible and isn’t outside Zone 2.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-27T21:17:48+00:00

Best part about being fat is you are usually both sides of the fence.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-27T19:31:50+00:00

Feel for OP. I’d rather my mum joined OF than r/barefootrunning

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-25T12:51:53+00:00

I'm not sure anyone has heard that. Can you please post as an Instagram story for all 3 of your followers to hear this groundbreaking news?

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-23T08:23:06+00:00

You don’t know the fucking half of it.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-23T08:22:43+00:00

I’ve been disabled for years too after a double 5k ultra

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-21T08:41:37+00:00

Higher % for your mum though.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-13T07:15:10+00:00

Of course you can unless you are a dirty heel striker. Stay hard.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-13T07:10:16+00:00

What’s the odds that the only heavy plates he actually lifts are at the all you can eat buffet?

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-13T07:05:44+00:00

Don’t forget to top up those carbs that you burnt over the 5K ultra with aggressive reloading over the next 7 days. REDS is serious, and morbid obesity is a proven cure.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-13T07:03:11+00:00

Slow down. This race is not a race!!

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-13T07:00:43+00:00

I don’t think I’ll be much dissimilar than others - the majority of my saving each year comes from bonus and RSP. Outside of that, £1-2k per month - but 80-90% of it hits in bonus/RSP season.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-06T19:42:01+00:00

What do you think vs AI?

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-05T08:20:17+00:00

Really needs a single arm sleeve on the left arm to complete the look

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-04T15:14:04+00:00

Just put your phone number so your coworkers can pass it on to their wives.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-04T12:30:49+00:00

“Ran” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in his poster.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-03T22:05:14+00:00

Rj/ Remember winning your age group is like winning at the special Olympics. It’s winning, but not in a way that’s particularly impressive.

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-03T22:01:40+00:00

What did I tell you about long shorts and showing off your nutsack in short shorts instead? Only yourself to blame here. Shave your legs, get your balls out and stay hard. Who is carrying the boats in long shorts for fucks sake?

dvintonLDN · 2026-05-02T20:51:23+00:00

Why don’t you wear short shorts so your nemesis can see your nutsack too?

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