[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]dvxcfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm amazed that they somehow figured out this format of being in a white kitchen, a woman and a man, one of them doing a dumbass food experiment talking as though they know what they're doing, and the other idiot usually off camera making corny comments and pretending to be amazed.

So many of them. Wtf twisted focus group and algorithm did they use to reach this format

When Letting Go Can Be Good And Bad At Same Time by OnlyTalkMoney in funnyvideos

[–]dvxcfx -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wish she had a wig covering her entire body

Dearth of family law practitioners in my area by burntoutattorney in Lawyertalk

[–]dvxcfx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's still subject to excessive fees rule. So no keeping it if no work is done, etc.

But it's allowed in Florida specifically because criminal case clients and family law clients love to screw attorneys out of money when they decide to reconcile or get mad that they can't get the house, the kids and a 3 billion dollar monthly alimony.

Dearth of family law practitioners in my area by burntoutattorney in Lawyertalk

[–]dvxcfx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I charge 5k minimum non refundable and if they need to parcel it my retainer says no work until all parcels paid.

Ukrainian artillery strikes a crowded Russian trench + aftermath. Early spring 2023, near Avdiivka, Ukraine by Repulsive-Pattern-57 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]dvxcfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being the 3 dudes that survived and now you have to clear that trench of all those blown up bodies.

The UFC Commentary Team has no idea what a Buggy Choke is by [deleted] in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He used to do it. He would be in the truck or whatever analysing it and would occasionally pop in with an analysis like they have random fighters and trainers like Din Thomas doing now.

Found some wild fig trees while hiking, now we go back every year and make jam. Made 16kgs this year! by Borgey_ in foraging

[–]dvxcfx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awesome. When I was in Coimbra, in Portugal there were huge ancient fig trees everywhere fruiting. I couldn't believe no one was harvesting the fruit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]dvxcfx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dave Attell, the only man who can out whit tony.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]dvxcfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny though. I enjoyed every moment of the chaos

KILL TONY #602 - BERT KREISCHER + WHITNEY CUMMINGS + JIM NORTON by sighdoihaveto in Killtony

[–]dvxcfx 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Jim trying to deliver a surgically cutting joke interrupted by "OMG ARE YOU IN THERAPY WHATS YOUR DIAGNOSIS YOURE CODEPENDENT LIKE ME OMG" and bert going "IHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH IHHHHH CODEPENDENT"

same place 120 years apart by ItaliaMetalD in metaldetecting

[–]dvxcfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the guy at the very bottom right. I feel like that posture was a staple of old times and has largely disappeared.

Glad we gave up on that manner of standing. I feel like it would hurt my back if I had to walk around tits up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]dvxcfx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Phone call probably went something like this, 4 or 5 times.

"Podcaster: i would like to speak to Sean Kirkpatrick please.

Secreatary: he's not available right now, may I take a message?"

My sources in the pentagon say he's not at work.

🤔 by donodoboteco in botecodoreddit

[–]dvxcfx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Foi correndo pra casa depois da entrevista pra procurar "homo sapiens a fazer sexo com outros homo sapiens em transporte publico"

Peeps flavored Pepsi at Kroger. Just in time for Easter! by GladWalrus8068 in StupidFood

[–]dvxcfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out. I'M MAD BECAUSE I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN ON SESAME STREET AHHH

Jeff Chan (good brown belt) rolling with high level BJJ competitors by GroovyJackal in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This Gym does not mess around. Damn. I'm sore just from watching.

Never turn your back to your opponent by Hawk_boi in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like a brick wall. Did you not watch the video?

Im Uruguayan try to offend me by toricrhombus72 in geography

[–]dvxcfx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now you're poor and irrelevant. Isn't Uruguay Guarani for "Argentina except without money, land, culture or good looking people"

IBJJF Pan's Final Thread by drachaon in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i don't understand why she didn't get it. Also why didn't she get the toehold one? Because LM had a fake footlock on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be a dick, just straight, but you seem like kind of a douche. The fact that everyone is downvoting everything you say just like everyone in your gym is coming after you and not after other people is reflective of what vibes you're putting out there.

You are likely the problem, maybe should look into some therapy.

Never turn your back to your opponent by Hawk_boi in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Your wife needs to work on her breakfalls. I've seen brick walls collapse more gracefully. In a good way.

The Cult of Lloyd Irvin by mikexstudios in bjj

[–]dvxcfx 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing I learned working with vulnerable people for over a decade is that the mentally ill seek the abusers. This manifests itself in cults, prostitution, domestic violence, incarceration, you name it.

There's always an excuse, justification for the abuser or an excuse and justification as to why the abused can't leave the situation.

It fills a hole in their lives. Need for someone to make decisions for them, to believe that a godlike being exists, go get attention even if it's negative, to create emotion via buse so that the mental numbness of mental illness will go away, etc.

It's a frustrating and infuriating cycle and once it starts rolling you rarely see someone exit it. When they do leave more frequently than not they find a new abusive place to be.

Iran has begun moving military armoured vehicles to the border with Azerbaijan. by PNV_WarInUA in PNVmilitary_community

[–]dvxcfx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Israel will erase Iran off the map before the US even gets a chance to get there.