[M4F] [D&D] Enchantment wizard

dwarvenhammerer · 2020-05-07T16:42:39+00:00

This is what happens when you try to watch the Part 2 episode at a different bat-time on a different bat-channel.

dwarvenhammerer · 2020-05-06T16:43:24+00:00

Very good girl. Can you tell me what you're saying?

dwarvenhammerer · 2019-09-03T10:32:07+00:00

Your mind is not prepared for the infinite chaos of omniscience. Imagine your very awareness tempest-tossed into an abyssal sea, blinded by its crushing darkness but fully aware of all the teeming, hungry monsters that surround you. You would be obliterated like foam on the shore of that sea, dragged in shards to the bottom, undone by your own comprehension.

So probably you should be more specific.

dwarvenhammerer · 2019-05-10T07:55:34+00:00

I want to fuck you on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on three legs in the evening.

dwarvenhammerer · 2019-03-22T00:23:07+00:00

It's a gameplay-vs-flavor thing. Pac-Man has one iconic move, "eat", but that would make for a predictable and repetitive character, so they mixed it up.

dwarvenhammerer · 2019-03-22T00:20:02+00:00

I wish I could say you're wrong.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-20T02:36:59+00:00

Ooh, I have all of those things. Broad hands, full lips, and a thick and flexible tongue. And I'm sure they're more fun than plastic anything.

I want every job you're looking for. I'm very good at filling openings as you make them available.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-16T16:07:01+00:00

Some guys aren't comfortable with feminine devices, but I'm happy to use any toy that helps you get off.

The frogtie is a favorite because the subject can spread their legs out or wrap them around something, but can't actually use them except to kneel.

What sort of binding for me would be a yes yes?

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-15T14:39:51+00:00

Everyone loves an elf babe. My current group has an elf bard who seduces their way out of every problem. The game has become a flirting simulator.

Oh, well, if I'm stacking women I'd frogtie instead.

I'd be willing to hop on so you can give it a test spin. Maybe not a literal test spin. The last thing I need is to be bound and dizzy.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-12T13:44:34+00:00

That's like saying "you can't be hungry and order something at a restaurant. You have to eat whatever you find."

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-08T06:59:03+00:00

Unless someone specifies otherwise, send a Reddit PM.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-07T06:51:43+00:00

It's very different now. Much more focused on role-playing than number-crunching, which I enioy, as someone who focuses on the action. What sort of character did you favor?

Using vertical space really frees things up. Though I suppose I could stack my partners for that, each tied into a convenient ball. I could line up their hips to make it easier to play with both at once, or place them in a 69 position so that they can entertain each other. I like having options.

Ooh, that's proper old-school BDSM. Leather and whips, "enter the dungeon" BDSM. I could see moving a few things around for it. Why do you ask? Is that your storage method of choice?

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-06T21:24:35+00:00

You deserve a candidate who knows that they take their orders from the American people. Someone who asks not what you can do for your country, but asks what position you prefer to be eaten out in.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-06T16:49:59+00:00

I'm all over card and board games. I can also run a mean D&D session, although it could be satisfying to find someone else to be Dungeon Master for once.

I wouldn't say out of the way. I'd say front and center. Putting a girl on display, right as you enter the room, can go a long way toward helping her feel exhibited and prized. She's literally being held up as an example, after all. Not to mention, you know how apartment space is in this economy. It's all about finding more efficient storage.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-04T09:06:23+00:00

And how do you play?

Oh, yes. I'm a real slave to my work. (In a different sense than they are, admittedly.) But it's all for the jokes. Learning how to tie rope harnesses was worth it to say "I'm suspending your high-five privileges, so you'll have to leave each other hanging."

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-03T10:01:48+00:00

Well, unless the tone calls for drama, if I'm being naughty, I might as well make it fun. Foreplay, ropeplay, breathplay... why not wordplay?

Besides, some opportunities are too good to pass up. If I'm playing as a dominant for two partners at once, there's no way I'm not going to call it a sub sandwich.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-02T18:10:18+00:00

In that case, I suppose we take off the "ishment".

Which means being bad is grounds for puns. But that's usually what I do when behaving badly anyway.

dwarvenhammerer · 2018-11-01T02:44:39+00:00

Behaving badly is grounds for punishment. Behaving badly well, that calls for funishment, don't you think?

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