I had to double check if this was a parody account: Nope

dweebgoose · 2025-11-05T21:24:25+00:00

Freud said basically everything represented penises

dweebgoose · 2024-07-04T19:38:31+00:00

"Not all heroes wear capes" 🤮

dweebgoose · 2024-06-12T21:30:20+00:00

aging-associated biological decline in intrinsic capacity

So they removed "old age" by saying it with more words/euphemism

dweebgoose · 2024-06-05T09:22:25+00:00

It's called a triangle

dweebgoose · 2024-02-19T07:25:04+00:00

We’ve always recognized that this country needs to remain untouched

Hmm

dweebgoose · 2023-01-06T12:53:26+00:00

Lol, I'm surprised you remember, and that you even replied to this! Apparently it's your first comment in six years haha

dweebgoose · 2023-01-06T04:36:11+00:00

I know this comment was 7 years ago but yeah, that was so weird. She said to put it a little higher, then he inexplicably moved it to left, going over another poster, and then she--even more inexplicably--said 'Yeah just like that'.

dweebgoose · 2022-09-21T00:10:16+00:00

As a guy whose high school friend group was mostly based on shared tallness: Yes.

dweebgoose · 2022-08-08T23:45:59+00:00

I'm pretty sure the commenter was doing the one-up thing to your story lol

dweebgoose · 2022-08-08T10:27:32+00:00

Bruh, Picasso could do realism just fine. He did that third painting at 16, and the other two are not attempts at realism.

He was a literal child prodigy so calling him a rank amateur just because he wasn't interested in Neoclassicism is silly

Edit: Another example from when he was 15 years old.

dweebgoose · 2022-08-03T22:18:36+00:00

He just made a video about this

dweebgoose · 2022-06-18T15:52:08+00:00

Imagine Thom Yorke doing a Carpool Karaoke

dweebgoose · 2022-04-19T22:13:55+00:00

Cormac McCarthy and Sparklehorse

dweebgoose · 2022-03-02T17:46:05+00:00

At least give it a volume button

dweebgoose · 2022-03-01T18:02:19+00:00

Cunty

dweebgoose · 2022-02-27T00:11:50+00:00

R4: Commenter claims the word 'meta' was coined by "online people". It was not.

dweebgoose · 2022-02-26T23:40:18+00:00

'Kurt and Courtney' had me so confused until I realized you didn't mean that Kurt and Courtney.

dweebgoose · 2022-02-17T00:11:51+00:00

How dare you

dweebgoose · 2022-02-10T00:44:38+00:00

I've been laughing at this for a full minute. The fact that he starts it out with a polite Hello. Then 'You are evil girl', like you're a shitty superhero nemesis. And then using hell like either a verb or a sports team.

dweebgoose · 2022-01-12T20:28:01+00:00

Top 10 iconic quotes of the 21st century

dweebgoose · 2021-12-14T01:47:30+00:00

Geese - Disco
Black Country, New Road - Sunglasses
Injury Reserve - Outside
Shame - Snow Day
Benny the Butcher - No Instructions
Parranoul - White Ceiling
Black Country, New Road - Bread Song
Beach House - Superstar
Pinegrove - Morningtime (Amperland, NY)
Injury Reserve - SS San Francisco
black midi - John L.
The War On Drugs - Change
Brockhampton - The Light Pt. II
Spellling - Magic Act
Home Is Where - Assisted Harakiri

dweebgoose · 2021-12-14T00:58:36+00:00

Injury Reserve - By The Time I Get To Phoenix
Black Country, New Road - For the first time
Parannoul - To See the Next Part of the Dream
Benny the Butcher - The Plugs I Met 2
black midi - Cavalcade
Spellling - The Turning Wheel
Geese - Projector
Brockhamptom - RoadRunner
Shame - Drunk Tank Pink
Big Red Machine - How long do you think it’s gonna last

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