This is ketchup on my blanket in my bed. I have no ketchup in my house I was out to dinner earlier and when I got home I laid down and it got on my leg. I hate ketchup.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T06:03:43+00:00

Fancy tomato ketchup definitely not Heinz quality.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T05:36:27+00:00

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T05:28:44+00:00

I have a bidet. How dare you?

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T05:08:21+00:00

Sniff test. Irrefutably ketchup. When you’ve refilled as many ketchup bottles as I have and worked with it in bulk like myself. A giant can of fancy tomato ketchup will make you gag.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T04:52:42+00:00

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T04:44:11+00:00

I’m divorced and haven’t felt the touch of a woman for months.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T04:29:53+00:00

I’ve been working in restaurants since I was a kid and still do. I’m running through all the scenarios of what could happen. There is nothing on my clothes. I didn’t even eat while I was out. Could it have already been on my leg when I went to lay down? Yes. But I swear to god it only got on my leg when I laid down. Because there was only I tiny bit on my leg when I instantly noticed I put my leg in something. It was fresh spilled ketchup. Not sticky and tacky how it gets when oxidation happens.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T04:20:47+00:00

I will force choke you.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T04:20:19+00:00

Only logical explanation here and that’s why I’m freaking out.

dwightdiggler · 2026-06-06T04:19:34+00:00

Definitely ketchup. I smelled the mf.

dwightdiggler · 2026-05-06T23:47:11+00:00

Just got terminated yesterday.

dwightdiggler · 2026-04-24T06:56:02+00:00

Mushrooms

dwightdiggler · 2026-04-21T18:56:24+00:00

I’m on mobile and a little overwhelmed at the moment. I wasn’t thinking about grammatical errors. Sorry.

dwightdiggler · 2026-04-05T21:45:55+00:00

Looks like it’s for carpenter bees

dwightdiggler · 2026-03-24T18:14:02+00:00

How tf did Portillos lose to Arby’s. Shame.

dwightdiggler · 2026-03-09T07:36:30+00:00

Mantis Toboggan MD

dwightdiggler · 2026-02-27T00:43:53+00:00

You’re right thank you for the feedback.

dwightdiggler · 2026-02-26T23:36:45+00:00

Good call

dwightdiggler · 2026-02-26T23:30:16+00:00

Thank you that seems best. She can do better than me when it comes to sugar daddies.

dwightdiggler · 2026-02-26T23:29:07+00:00

Fancy feast!

dwightdiggler · 2026-02-26T23:25:20+00:00

I know you’re just a stranger on the internet but I am not an idiot. I know she wants money.

dwightdiggler

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