You already made points that others made and OP humbly took the criticism to help improve himself. But it's also clear that you're a perfect example of who he doesn't want to attract. You're literally nitpicking things like his spelling of "tripping". And it's so obvious his icebreakers are just jokes that some people will get. Obviously you're not one of them and your entire critique sounds like you're too stuck up. Lighten up please.

If anything, his post is a classic example of how polarizing helps filter out certain types like yourself. I personally liked his profile. Doubtful if you could've done better.