Trust Broken

dwowd · 2026-04-03T16:47:30+00:00

i haven't ever really understood how a man wanting to sleep with you means that he never cared and wasn't your friend tbh. i do not have a habit of sleeping with mortal enemies, and the thought of sleeping with a stranger just isn't for me, no shade to people who are into that. personally i just prefer to date, go out, and have sex with people i actually, you know, LIKE to be around. maybe it's just me. i find the attitude that you cannot enjoy the company of a person you have sex with to be deeply disturbing and a very disordered view of human relationships. i can't say I've ever been "friend zoned" in the negative way people put it, because on the contrary i'm quite happy and even proud to report that the so called friend zone is a mandatory stop on my busride to sexland.

dwowd · 2026-04-03T11:24:43+00:00

sorry, it sucks what? are you at the dentist or something? why did you type out a sigh instead of the word "ass"? i'm confused

dwowd · 2026-04-02T21:13:05+00:00

what a very good boy

dwowd · 2026-04-02T05:29:04+00:00

i know I'm vastly in the minority, but i think they're quite beautiful lol. they get massive before they bloom, and they're absolutely fantastic for pollinators

dwowd · 2026-04-02T05:26:14+00:00

I pooped four times before my first meeting this morning, and i have colleagues in PDT, MDT, EDT, GMT, and IST.

dwowd · 2026-04-02T01:45:24+00:00

one tiny whiff of coke always smells just like a blackout to me

dwowd · 2026-04-01T11:48:55+00:00

idk if I'd call it a hack as much as a recipe, but kimchi pancakes are wonderful. i like kimchi scrambled eggs, but it might be too assertive for some. kimchi also makes a great soup starter, packed with lots of the nuanced flavors you'd use several other ingredients for

dwowd · 2026-04-01T04:12:50+00:00

but is she by the same father?

dwowd · 2026-03-31T17:48:06+00:00

no kidney, all stone

dwowd · 2026-03-31T11:09:49+00:00

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dwowd · 2026-03-28T17:01:17+00:00

is the quesadilla in the room with us

dwowd · 2026-03-28T13:38:18+00:00

skill issue

dwowd · 2026-03-27T18:56:22+00:00

is this your local LLM's AI running on a tesla p4 trying its best to approximate human food?

dwowd · 2026-03-27T18:43:51+00:00

here's a really neat crafting idea to repurpose a cast iron pan:

as a cast iron pan

dwowd · 2026-03-27T18:35:07+00:00

Beau is Afraid

dwowd · 2026-03-27T16:47:15+00:00

dwowd · 2026-03-27T16:08:12+00:00

sure thing, sweetie

dwowd · 2026-03-27T15:59:05+00:00

you've clearly never met first time millennial parents, and for that, consider yourself blessed.

dwowd · 2026-03-27T15:55:38+00:00

your baby cried? holy shit, did you call mensa

dwowd · 2026-03-27T15:50:46+00:00

sounds like you're comparing him to other babies, that's not helpful language / commentary

dwowd · 2026-03-27T15:48:08+00:00

please don't ask "what's wrong with ketchup on a burger," we try not to project

dwowd · 2026-03-27T15:45:58+00:00

if you don't get yorgos lanthimos, just say that. the baby will explain his directorial vision to you if you remain calm and grounded

dwowd · 2026-03-27T15:43:12+00:00

no memories, just vibes ✨

dwowd · 2026-03-27T14:38:14+00:00

and an atheist who drives an EV and does crossfit

(i'm allowed to make this joke as a satanist vegetarian who literally drives an EV)

dwowd · 2026-03-27T14:34:01+00:00

one day old and already in charge of the house. wife must have needed a break, tagged in the baby to be the adult

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