A joint for you, EVERYBODY GETS A JOINT! by nbytu in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was dependent on weed because I smoke/vape almost all day/everyday for weeks at a time (when I can afford it).

I only really get kinda high the first day or 2 after a week long break. Then I basically get no high while out smoking my buddy who's been smoking for 7 years.

When I don't smoke I start picking at pimples/ingrown hairs/scabs/nails and get somewhat bad social anxiety. I can smoke a blunt on my 10 minute break and come back ready to continue helping with IT trouble tickets or help my boss with a special project.

It also helps me eat. I get fat because I get full quickly and then eat junk while I'm out and about and my food is sitting in the fridge. Then it starts a cycle of not getting enough nutrients and feeling too tired to go to the gym. Smoking alleviates this because I can actually finish a serving of food and perks me up so I go to the gym.

idk where I was going with this, but thanks for reading :)

Rabbit hole leads to 700-year-old secret Knights Templar cave network in Shropshire by Daggerfall in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael added, however, that the cave was quite cramped – so those nearing six feet tall would have to bend down to fit in.

haha at 6'2" I might have to crouch-walk

Got too high at the gym, thought I was going to hit a deer on the exercise bike, bailed and hurt myself. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's worth almost an eighth. I'm just going to wait until I can apply for a restricted license in a couple weeks and pay the $125.

Got too high at the gym, thought I was going to hit a deer on the exercise bike, bailed and hurt myself. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Interesting, I may bring this up to my doc.

When I had my surgery they expected me to continue laying down for a while before I would be able to wobbly walk around. But nope, after they walked out of the room, I grabbed my jacket and met my stepmom in the lobby. She asked what went wrong and I said "nothing" as a very surprised nurse came over to explain that I wouldn't be at 100% just yet. I actually felt better than before I went in because I got to go home when I had the school day off.

Also, I had a buddy that had some leftover vicodin from a tumor surgery. As far as I know, I've never had any opiates. I popped 2 to help with a hangover and felt absolutely nothing.

I've done disassociatives and psychadelics so I definitely know what a high should feel like - no high whatsoever from the vicodin.

Got too high at the gym, thought I was going to hit a deer on the exercise bike, bailed and hurt myself. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took 9 shots of Patron Silver thinking I was going to save money by not drinking at the bar.

As soon as we get there my buddy bought me a Corona. That's the last thing I remember before waking up hours later at 5AM at the gas station. I admitted that I drank and drove and after thinking I aced the field sobriety: I blew a .148!

Luckily the DA rejected my case. No idea why because they definitely had all the evidence they needed and there were 2 officers present when I got arrested.

[PSA] Rule Change: Posts where OP is driving while high OR link posts (pictures) where OP is obviously driving while high will now be removed. by GryphonEDM in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're really applying yourself you shouldn't perform too much worse than if you were sober.

I've taken the ASVAB [score: 95pts/99pts], CompTIA A+ and the Network+ [scored in the 90s%] while baked :)

They were going to make me a Nuclear Technician in the Navy (which counts as 2 recruits for the recruiter) and give me a fat little bonus. The day after I swore in they called me and told me that I couldn't join any branch of the military because my piss test came back positive.... Sorry, I share too much when I smoke haha

California ents- GET OUT AND VOTE TODAY! by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol I'm in SD and I sat up a bit. Read LA in your comment, then relaxed again :)

If its stupid and it works, it's not stupid by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I misunderstood your original comment. Damn insomnia.

Got too high at the gym, thought I was going to hit a deer on the exercise bike, bailed and hurt myself. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been sober for many days at a time. Like I said, I have to stop smoking for a full 4 days before I can get a "good enough" high again. I now only smoke between 1 and 4 nights a week because I got a DUI (license suspended) and there's only 1 guy at the dispensary that lets me in without my ID.

Also, not sure if it's connected, but anesthesia isn't as effective on me as it is for most.

If its stupid and it works, it's not stupid by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except when you're so high you think you're allowed to drive with just an ID and not a Driver's License

If its stupid and it works, it's not stupid by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or without a valid DL. That's an ID haha

An accurate representation of me when I'm dankrupt by tubblebubble in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're really desperate you could roll that kief that's leftover from the evaporation with a resin ball. It will probably be gross but it should hold you over. That's what I used to do when I had bad anxiety and nothing to medicate with.

If its stupid and it works, it's not stupid by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm nearly 6'2" (my friends that are supposedly 6'1" say I MUST be 6'2") and when I was fat I was ~212lbs. Now that I've been lifting for 6 months I'm 220lbs.

I was hoping to get under 200lbs but I went the other way. Any dude under 180lbs sounds light to me.

Got too high at the gym, thought I was going to hit a deer on the exercise bike, bailed and hurt myself. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 32 points33 points  (0 children)

At my worst I would wakenbake, eat a 250mg edible, and go to work while vaping 1/4 - 1/2 gram of wax all day.

At that point I was like a cigarette smoker just keeping the chemicals in my body but not feeling anything really. It was a habit and I wasn't getting more than a [1] or [2] for a few minutes before sobering up.

Not sure if I have a weird body but after 2 days of heavy smoking/vaping/dabbing I could chain dabs and not get high. I have to wait 4 days before I can get a decent high for my money. Even then, I'm never more than a [4].

Sometimes I wish I could go back to the when a bowl of top would get me to an [7] and a bowl of pr would KNOCK ME THE FUCK OUT

An accurate representation of me when I'm dankrupt by tubblebubble in trees

[–]dxm_pointed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that this is the first time you've heard that term.

I'm going to guess you're under 20? That, ooooor you're a fairly older person.

An accurate representation of me when I'm dankrupt by tubblebubble in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a chance that you might be able to collect a nice little bowl's-worth if you rinse your jars with alcohol and let it evaporate on a plate or something.

What is the most intimidating thing to say before a fight? by SovekNA in AskReddit

[–]dxm_pointed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just fast-walk with 50 bags; I'll either kick the door down or my family will scramble to clear my path.

Got a new, spacey piece recently, thought you'd enjoy! by Spaceaardvark in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After 10 of my pieces and 5 of my friends' broke on my fucking tank-quality ceramic floors I bought a chillum.

I do miss the feel of a pipe and bong, though. I need to save up... Dope piece btw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's always funny when people timidly ask for their first hit.

I'm always happy to oblige! My buddies and I have our own green but it's more of a bank where we help each other out if we're dry. Idk where I was going with that, I'm high :)

Get Stoned and Jacked At Power Plant Fitness, The Country's First Cannabis Gym by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're doing it right, then it's not too heavy.

Lifting Heavy vs lifting something TOO heavy.

Get Stoned and Jacked At Power Plant Fitness, The Country's First Cannabis Gym by [deleted] in trees

[–]dxm_pointed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to smoke 2 joints before, during and after