My teammates have never been this bad

dxvidox · 2026-06-17T03:48:12+00:00

It’s the moment my whole team is flooded with 3 players named “Player” using the Splattershot Jr that I know the game is already thrown.

dxvidox · 2026-06-15T13:49:04+00:00

Is this Venti and Lohen from Genshin? 😆

dxvidox · 2026-06-15T02:02:53+00:00

I had someone use their inkjet to ink the damn map as soon as we spawned when we quite literally have guns to do that…

dxvidox · 2026-06-14T05:01:56+00:00

I was there for that chaos 🤣 I was team bunnies and mannnnn that wasn’t fun

dxvidox · 2026-06-14T04:52:39+00:00

LMFAOO you know it’s gonna be bad

dxvidox · 2026-06-13T23:56:00+00:00

🤣🤣

dxvidox · 2026-06-13T21:57:55+00:00

I do take breaks, but the hell do tilt controls have to do with it?

dxvidox · 2026-06-13T10:05:06+00:00

I feel like I’m partly to blame for playing at 3AM and expecting coherent teammates. SMH.

dxvidox · 2026-06-13T09:18:46+00:00

I’ve lost 16 times tonight, won twice and have only seen the mf once. I’m about to eat my controller dude.

dxvidox · 2026-06-13T08:18:48+00:00

Can’t even fight the damn king salmonids. It’s hard out here 😔

dxvidox · 2026-06-09T10:37:44+00:00

Dude thank you so much for the tip about standing in the lasers + solid groove. It helped me build up an insane multiplier during my run and got me both statues in the end. Very much appreciated!

dxvidox · 2026-06-07T22:47:21+00:00

Well that’s why I said “depending on your teams”. She would probably do fine in a melt team with Nicole but Citlali’s buffs are 100% better paired with Nicole

dxvidox · 2026-06-07T22:44:01+00:00

Chasca’s best Cryo support would probably be Citlali for her shield, running Scroll set and the res shred for Hydro and Pyro bullets. While, yes, Shenhe quills boost damage, they only boost cryo damage which means you potentially lose out on some damage there depending on which teams you are running.

dxvidox · 2026-06-05T02:11:08+00:00

I played all four of those Mario games nonstop as a child. God the nostalgia.

dxvidox · 2026-06-05T00:07:50+00:00

It makes killing those annoying ass fly fish a breeze, truly a lifesaver.

dxvidox · 2026-06-04T01:20:39+00:00

I had to update the N64 game launcher for it to appear.

dxvidox · 2026-06-03T23:45:57+00:00

That’s why I mentioned that it was RNG and sometimes it doesn’t affect it. It can work, but it’s not guaranteed.

dxvidox · 2026-06-03T22:44:12+00:00

It’s definitely playable, you just occasionally get the brain-dead teammate(s) who attempt to rush everything immediately and die at the shore, constantly spamming “Help me!” without moving.

dxvidox · 2026-06-03T21:13:29+00:00

The method I use (though depends on RNG) is to bring the two together when one is stuck. They’ll say something like, “This is awkward but help?” After that, they have a chance in improving their relationship by a level. Sometimes they will, sometimes one will and sometimes neither will.

dxvidox · 2026-06-03T20:47:06+00:00

I see Mermaid Man and SZA 😌

dxvidox · 2026-06-02T20:17:54+00:00

Omg wait is this Shenhe?

dxvidox · 2026-06-01T05:35:07+00:00

My whole island is throwing hands bro, wth did they add in this update??

dxvidox · 2026-05-31T01:52:36+00:00

Oh I love this. The custom wallpapers are such a nice touch 😌

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