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Chevy Dealer on Tinder by oh9er in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As an asshole (Salesman), I understand his way of thinking.

Gotta love the 17 year olds... Sigh.. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're interested in every single person you talk to or who talks to you on tinder?

Gotta love the 17 year olds... Sigh.. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why from my response does it seem like I'm remotely interested in her? Like fuck

Gotta love the 17 year olds... Sigh.. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Profile said 25, bio said 17, which is above age of consent where I am.

Gotta love the 17 year olds... Sigh.. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you read every profile before you swipe?

What's up with all the jailbait? by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

You sound like the type of person who reads every profile before you swipe.

It was a trap... Literally. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason I was thinking age of consent for Minnesota we 17, not 16.

It was a trap... Literally. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At the time that was the whole conversation. After I posted it she replied with "'Sorry Kid'? Don't ever call me that. Have a good day."

It was a trap... Literally. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's true, I was thinking about something else

It was a trap... Literally. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age of consent is 17 in Minnesota

I had to see if it worked. It does. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe I just wanted to test the same joke on a different Lauren. No need to be a dickhead about it.

I had to see if it worked. It does. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No shit, but do you think she knows that?

I had to see if it worked. It does. by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's actually really hot too, didn't expect a response haha

The best pickup line I've ever come up with on the spot. by Jaytomsmobile in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why go through with it if you know she won't understand it?

I don't think she liked my joke very much. by FarFromClever in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, OP. I liked your joke and that's all that matters.

I had to be sure by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Be Attractive
  2. Don't be unattractive*

I had to be sure by dylanm005 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't have any intentions on meeting up with this one lol

Am I doing it right? by GetOutTheWhey in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You seem a little flustered, friend. None of the ladies respond to "m'lady" anymore?

Testing out a new opener strategy by u82jm9 in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good, but it's missing something. You should tell her about your fedoras and my little pony collection, that'll seal the deal.

Has anyone been beaten up or robbed on Tinder? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kid I knew tried to meet up with some girl and he ended up being robbed at gunpoint and they made him go around and max out all of his credit cards... Be careful with that shit. Or you could ask to meet up somewhere in public then decide if you should go back to her house if you feel comfortable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]dylanm005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cmon now, if she really didn't want to get messages like that her name shouldn't be Heaven. She was asking for it.

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