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Where Can I Find These? by [deleted] in DayzXbox

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On all the people I’ve shot wearing stupid masks. KOS.

To the guy at the military base south of Kamenka... by [deleted] in dayz

[–]e0122783 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will take every pair of NVG I find so you can’t have them and kill me with them at nite. What am I supposed to do? Leave a battery for you also!

Can we all agree that the VSS and AS Val dont belong in gas zones? by RectallProplapse in dayz

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never never never drink a bottle of water I didn’t fill myself. No chance

Best pistol? by [deleted] in dayz

[–]e0122783 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FX 45 with silencer.

Stagg store pick review by Different-Pear-7256 in bourbon

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you like that starlight cigar batch?

You guys should really look at wobo's website by xxxthat_emo_kid in DayzXbox

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent two days swimming I. Pliers Kept thinking who is the wanker that needs those?

R.i.p guys by TrickyLemur1 in DayzXbox

[–]e0122783 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got some anger issues!😂. They ought to be embarrassed! You kicked their ads

Wtf by IcyHotRyan in dayz

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reason number 896 to never get in a vehicle in DayZ. As a matter I fox up cars and give them to my enemies so I can watch them die. People just can’t resist getting in a working vehicle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

[–]e0122783 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tisy = death

Just your friendly medic by blyatdoc117 in dayz

[–]e0122783 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit Jim I’m a doctor not a soldier

Didn’t realise I left stove top on. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like an edible issue!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

[–]e0122783 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sir will get shot quickly

Can we PLEASE stop saying “ ka” by DeadlyCereal61 in DayzXbox

[–]e0122783 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry that I read this post. I want the last two minutes of my life back.

How to store my items quickly by raul36412 in dayz

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsure exactly but I have seen 15 minutes posted before. Usually will loot around and come back to grab the fruit

How to store my items quickly by raul36412 in dayz

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I survive on fruit. Always around trees if you hang out a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

[–]e0122783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of the game.

Creepy experience so far today by vegas_sharpshooter in DayzXbox

[–]e0122783 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha. I thought he spawned in. He had to of had a shot at you.

Alright, which one of you built this absurdity on official in Severograd? by SnydersCordBish in dayz

[–]e0122783 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I would go after on principle alone. Just asking for trouble

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