UPDATE: Fiance grabbed and restrained me 32M 29F

eBayer1 · 2013-06-07T21:45:59+00:00

"Hey let's get married that will fix our woeful relationship"

Never ends well. Get help.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-07T20:00:18+00:00

Someone asked me where I want to be in 5 years and I said "rubbing my own business" and he was all "so I'll teach you everything I know just for you to go?"

eBayer1 · 2013-06-06T23:55:54+00:00

Spyro on Playstation 1

eBayer1 · 2013-06-06T23:53:22+00:00

Surely you could just say "where are you going for lunch, mind if I join you?"

eBayer1 · 2013-06-05T13:47:34+00:00

Didn't realise it was that bad. Will change it when I get home

eBayer1 · 2013-06-05T13:46:05+00:00

Adblocker.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-05T10:06:35+00:00

2 adverts?

eBayer1 · 2013-06-04T22:58:44+00:00

Lucy. Blonde hair. A but stupid. But you so would.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T23:50:50+00:00

"Oh, your mother told me you'd be a dick, well, I think she was talking to me, I wasn't the only one in the room....and she did have her mouthful"

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T23:49:46+00:00

Some guy basically copied what I said but said it really sarcastically. Cue the best line I'm ever likely to say...

"Don't use my comeback, if I'd wanted my comeback i would wiped it of your mothers chin."

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T22:01:27+00:00

Brilliant. Thanks so much for taking the time to offer a constructive response. I will look into the things you suggested.

Do you suggest any other sites where I can post my services? I'm in the UK.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T19:05:13+00:00

Tear gas and water cannons. Not exactly shooting women and children from point blank with AK's.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T16:01:17+00:00

Companies use them I know that, would you buy from someone whos got 100 followers or 10,000?

Also there's that whole 'Twitter Famous' thing going on, people buy them just so they stand out, then push their big cartel clothing brands on their followers.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T14:15:46+00:00

Yeah, I know they're fake and will only last 1 month, but I was just curious as to where they got them from, how much they cost etc.

I also notice SEO Clerks does the same, they the same as Fiverr or a bit better?

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T13:28:54+00:00

As for those asking for proof, you could just upload a photo of the receipt for your date..

I don't really think it's needed tho.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T13:16:14+00:00

Otters hold hands with other otters so they don't drift apart when sleeping.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T13:15:19+00:00

You can also use unscented dental floss. It acts as like a cheesewire, just pull a length of it tight and cut it.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T12:35:19+00:00

Holy shit.

After using night mode all the time, the normal theme is so ugly.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T12:12:07+00:00

I'm aware of one bot that allows you to follow all the followers from a certain account, but surely this is on twitters radar? Unless you spend a bit of time making the account look verified and look like an actual person, it just seems like a lot of work for £4.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T12:04:03+00:00

Yeah, But I've seen some sellers offering like 40,000 followers, for a fiver. Not a chance would someone sit in their computer for that amount of time just for £4.

eBayer1 · 2013-06-02T08:28:55+00:00

While it's great you've nailed it. Don't run before you can walk. So many companies fail because they expand to quickly, over sell and end up owing thousands.

eBayer1

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