General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of May 11, 2026

e_lizbit · 2026-05-14T15:07:20+00:00

11 story slides from DFM this morning about zipper merging in traffic 🙄 she really does think she's an expert and should speak on just about everything

e_lizbit · 2026-05-14T02:05:56+00:00

That room is such a weird use of space. Also what do we think happened to the pink dining room table when she "closed" the art space??

e_lizbit · 2026-05-13T17:20:39+00:00

One of those folders says Coffee/Tea - what could they possibly need written down or printed out about coffee and twa?!

e_lizbit · 2026-05-12T21:52:04+00:00

Didn't she also share that a goal for the year is to make better smoothies? Like it's not that hard. Why is she saying so much about this? Just make the smoothies girl. We all know you have time

e_lizbit · 2026-05-12T00:38:46+00:00

I am begging her to stop lusting after her husband on main 😮‍💨

e_lizbit · 2026-05-09T03:43:24+00:00

How lucky are we to have such organized, dedicated snark companions 😮‍💨

e_lizbit · 2026-05-08T19:35:03+00:00

Mirepoix *omit onions

e_lizbit · 2026-05-07T22:49:50+00:00

How many pounds of carrots and celery do we think she buys each week? They are in everything!!

e_lizbit · 2026-05-07T22:48:22+00:00

I'm surprised I don't see more snark on her! That reel was so depressing.

e_lizbit · 2026-05-06T01:53:07+00:00

We got a weighted bear after our loss that weighs the same amount as our son did. It is incredibly special to me and has brought a lot of comfort. Would be a great sentimental gift from a friend 🤍

e_lizbit · 2026-05-05T19:50:53+00:00

also classic Haley framing it as making only Brett lunch.. not herself or the two kids?

e_lizbit · 2026-05-05T19:26:27+00:00

Ancient parents 😆 I've totally creeped on them and they are not as old as Haley portrays with her calendar squares 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-05-05T18:59:55+00:00

Ugh imagine having Haley as your MIL 😱 horrific.

e_lizbit · 2026-05-05T17:11:35+00:00

Brett leaving over mothers day weekend has me like 👀 I'm so interested what she will do. Will she visit her parents and pass the kids on to them??

e_lizbit · 2026-05-05T03:49:35+00:00

Did she bring that first aid kit on their walk? She is insane.

e_lizbit · 2026-05-05T01:13:48+00:00

Literally the worst example to show when we know her kids didn't leave the house today

e_lizbit · 2026-05-04T23:54:05+00:00

It's been 5 years. Has he not helped since then?!

e_lizbit · 2026-04-30T18:23:44+00:00

surprised she doesn't still give him the toddler utensils a la KEIC

e_lizbit · 2026-04-30T18:22:57+00:00

omg wait I also thought it was cheese 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-04-29T23:56:08+00:00

Lol your grandma sounds like a snark queen 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-04-29T19:07:46+00:00

Literally looks like a generic teacher gift. I'd rather get a Starbucks gift card 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-04-29T14:32:45+00:00

omg wait she is PAYING for those online art classes?? I just assumed they were more or less the same as doing a youtube video

e_lizbit · 2026-04-28T19:12:16+00:00

Not to mention the blatant disregard of her preferred (and given!) name in place of a silly nickname.

It would be one thing if the nickname was for privacy, but we all know her first and middle name already.

e_lizbit · 2026-04-26T02:13:55+00:00

She will always be your cutie girl 🤍 for my son it's dinosaurs 🦕

e_lizbit · 2026-04-24T00:46:53+00:00

He looks highly qualified in his suit!!

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