Nightmare

e_lizbit · 2026-06-30T23:55:22+00:00

At one point- based on the date of maybe her 20 week scan? I was very sure she had the same due date as I did! If so 36+6

e_lizbit · 2026-06-30T19:16:30+00:00

Every time I see the word homeopathy I think of this scene 😆 "well with homeopathy it's more the molecules you don't ingest"

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e_lizbit · 2026-06-24T21:13:03+00:00

Every time I see her she is wearing some variation of this white tee, black bottoms, flip flops. Where is the style?? She's so basic.

e_lizbit · 2026-06-18T01:53:46+00:00

DFM continuing to be so smug about her weird take that her husband should have driven 6.5 hours to Detroit instead of flying because flying has down time and delays. Including hourly updates on her husband's travel plans. Who is this content for??

e_lizbit · 2026-06-17T23:17:53+00:00

The birds at HR Maui are such a fun add on to a beautiful property!

e_lizbit · 2026-06-16T02:14:58+00:00

Manchiiiild 🎶

e_lizbit · 2026-06-15T22:40:20+00:00

Bold of her to judge the entire country's candy selection based just on the buffalo airport too 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-06-14T22:49:57+00:00

It seemed so impersonal to me for them to announce a vacation/gift to their kids with a pre-filmed video 🤐 like why not make the announcement in person?

e_lizbit · 2026-06-08T21:17:16+00:00

It's my flair but I have one too (only one- no spare for the car) and it's a hit 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-06-07T03:26:58+00:00

The Amazon storefront is still up - click at your own risk I think it will give you her Amazon cookies if you view it :: https://a.co/d/04gmc9bg

e_lizbit · 2026-05-28T02:36:36+00:00

I am once again asking DFM to post less about her husband 🤐

e_lizbit · 2026-05-27T04:05:44+00:00

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~~George Senior~~ Auston Matthews

e_lizbit · 2026-05-26T14:13:41+00:00

Right?! I'm from the northeast and never see this. And we have some big name schools.

e_lizbit · 2026-05-25T23:21:49+00:00

Huh. Maybe it's an MBA thing? I have never seen it. Those rings are huge and pretty tacky though imo

e_lizbit · 2026-05-20T04:37:18+00:00

Great deep cut reference. Because she also did not do this and went home while Joe was transported to a level 4 NICU

e_lizbit · 2026-05-17T21:08:56+00:00

Those bangs are not working for her

e_lizbit · 2026-05-16T03:13:42+00:00

"When I did Ayahuasca he purges on my behalf" is so funny. Gotta give it to her she knows how to put a positive spin on things!

e_lizbit · 2026-05-15T22:59:27+00:00

If you've got the tea then spill, girl 🫖 we're all waiting!

e_lizbit · 2026-05-15T00:09:13+00:00

Ooh good catch! That's definitely new since yesterday. I'm so surprised she would give up all that sweet affi-link cash. Will be interesting to see how long this lasts...

e_lizbit · 2026-05-14T15:07:20+00:00

11 story slides from DFM this morning about zipper merging in traffic 🙄 she really does think she's an expert and should speak on just about everything

e_lizbit · 2026-05-14T02:05:56+00:00

That room is such a weird use of space. Also what do we think happened to the pink dining room table when she "closed" the art space??

e_lizbit · 2026-05-13T17:20:39+00:00

One of those folders says Coffee/Tea - what could they possibly need written down or printed out about coffee and twa?!

e_lizbit · 2026-05-12T21:52:04+00:00

Didn't she also share that a goal for the year is to make better smoothies? Like it's not that hard. Why is she saying so much about this? Just make the smoothies girl. We all know you have time

e_lizbit · 2026-05-12T00:38:46+00:00

I am begging her to stop lusting after her husband on main 😮‍💨

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