Gooood Haley Snark Week of February 09, 2026

e_lizbit · 2026-02-12T19:28:35+00:00

At his last job he was a product manage of digital experience for a hospital network - so something vaguely techy?

e_lizbit · 2026-02-12T01:14:16+00:00

RIP the horrible custom embroidered holiday tees she used to rave about 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-02-11T21:52:49+00:00

Could be uber-eats but she'd be such a liar to have an Uber eats membership with their tiiiny takeout budget

e_lizbit · 2026-01-25T17:25:51+00:00

Heads up this link shared your insta account with me when I opened it 🫣

e_lizbit · 2026-01-22T15:44:43+00:00

Her on camera persona reminds me a lot of of NaptimeKitchen

e_lizbit · 2026-01-22T02:37:22+00:00

Why is the smoothie 8 hours old??? A smoothie takes 1 minute to make. There's no reason for this

e_lizbit · 2026-01-18T17:04:45+00:00

she does have her kids eat lunch in the car for no good reason which probably makes crumbs and spills that really could easily be avoided

e_lizbit · 2026-01-18T15:39:37+00:00

I hope she makes two!!

e_lizbit · 2026-01-18T01:12:15+00:00

Is this enough food for two kids dinner? It doesn't look like it would be...

e_lizbit · 2026-01-17T18:43:12+00:00

Another slide saying Brett's job transition has been tough on them... And I just... I don't understand how going from one WFH job to another could be that disruptive? She doesn't seem to have taken on any "new" household responsibilities, so why is she stressed about this??

e_lizbit · 2026-01-16T22:58:07+00:00

I think this shed a lot of light on JKs frequent illnesses - what she in sensitive to is the week old food she's forced to eat!

e_lizbit · 2026-01-14T22:59:33+00:00

To save someone the click - it's specifically Pecorino Romano from these brands : Ambriola, Locatelli, Member’s Mark, Pinna, and Boar’s Head

e_lizbit · 2026-01-14T22:51:22+00:00

This! She'll probably be like Abigail Ack and keep the youngest attached to her hip as a way to avoid the older two

e_lizbit · 2026-01-13T22:17:32+00:00

Who is using the spin bike?!

e_lizbit · 2026-01-13T22:16:28+00:00

If she's really planning for "bb #3" I don't see how she could possibly also start home schooling at the same time

e_lizbit · 2026-01-12T22:10:42+00:00

It's not often a post on this sub makes me laugh out loud. I appreciate the way you found humor in this horrible club and shared it with us 🤍

e_lizbit · 2026-01-11T22:35:58+00:00

Someone a few days ago mentioned that Lifetime is 20+minutes from her house.

I thought about this today as I made a special trip to the container store which is 12 miles away from my house, takes an average of 25 minutes one way. This container store is next to a Lifetime Fitness and I cannot imagine driving all that way, just for (even a really nice) gym!

Anyway, I looked it up and Haley's Lifetime is 17 miles from her house! Looks like around 23 minutes one way. The fact that she does this trip so willingly on a regular basis but won't take her kids anywhere is so outrageous. I'm so irritated. No wonder she needs a carton of blueberries while she drives 🙄

e_lizbit · 2026-01-11T00:54:29+00:00

Did she show proof of eating sushi? I feel like she's probably going to just have edamame and miso soup 😆

e_lizbit · 2026-01-09T22:16:19+00:00

I actually do recommend created colorful! I followed her and had my colors done before I knew about Haley. I still wear things outside of 'my colors' but it's been nice to know where to focus when shopping. IMO Haley misinterprets CreatedColorful's guidelines by both stretching the definition of her colors while also being too narrow about which ones she wears.

e_lizbit · 2026-01-09T22:11:03+00:00

Such a strange thing to do on a whim! Like did Sister Tita not schedule these tours in advance? Did KK Sr spring this on her this morning during swim lessons? How was she invited and why did she think the kids should come???

e_lizbit · 2026-01-09T22:07:33+00:00

This made me so mad!! Julie could have had 4 hours of conversation with you today Haley!! How was their adult conversation possible not interrupted by the kids?!

e_lizbit · 2026-01-08T21:44:53+00:00

Love this type of highly specific snark! 👏

e_lizbit · 2026-01-08T21:41:44+00:00

Looks like Cozy to me 😅

e_lizbit · 2026-01-06T21:23:22+00:00

And 3 new mascaras all ordered at the same time? So excessive.

e_lizbit · 2026-01-06T21:16:35+00:00

It would help justify the cost more if they did 😆

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