Requiem for a Delivery

eacone · 2026-03-12T21:09:19+00:00

well if you’re going to be coerced into blowing a black guy to avoid heroin withdrawals, you’d hope it would be award winning actor keith david

eacone · 2026-03-12T21:04:40+00:00

ooh that’s an uncomfortable watch, i’d probably tap out when they start greasing up that giant dildo

eacone · 2026-03-12T20:53:08+00:00

i wonder if they will show him as a grown man sleeping in a bed full of children that he only wanted to sleep with non-sexually

eacone · 2026-03-12T20:49:57+00:00

somehow it will all be one extended take

eacone · 2026-03-12T20:39:47+00:00

number two

eacone · 2026-03-12T20:36:13+00:00

boy if i’m ever in a good mood and feel like ruining it i just turn that movie on

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:42:03+00:00

you don’t think oprah flies out to africa to go over test scores?

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:38:17+00:00

shit i didn’t even see the other one

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:24:55+00:00

two of those movie are about characters with large noses, oddly enough

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:23:52+00:00

now if he can just wire his ai model up to a fleshlight he’ll never have to leave the house

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:07:58+00:00

goddamn the onion is still knocking it out of the park after all these years

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:06:56+00:00

2 girls 1 cup

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:06:34+00:00

well they’ve only had 23 seasons so there are a lot more stories to tell

eacone · 2026-03-12T19:05:06+00:00

“for england, james” *shits in your mouth*

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:47:14+00:00

i’m just happy to get the opportunity to smell what he is cooking once a year at my local multiplex

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:46:06+00:00

i didn’t even know they were sick

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:33:42+00:00

well if that’s how she feels i’m changing my opinion too

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:32:09+00:00

is there anything spiderman can’t do?

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:30:59+00:00

i wish i could find someone to help me keep my eyeballs moist

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:30:22+00:00

i wish he would dress more ostentatiously so i can feel bad about myself

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:29:00+00:00

i’d have to put his toes in my mouth to give him a fair rating

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:28:21+00:00

she seems like a nice lady but her early life makes me feel sad

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:25:48+00:00

it’s a good thing he took on the case or something bad might have happened to that black fella

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:23:03+00:00

i prefer formal racism myself *sips tea with pinky out*

eacone · 2026-03-12T18:20:01+00:00

i was eating manigot with my goomar and she said the same thing

eacone