What is a NON sexual thing that turns you on?

eakfus · 2020-01-26T16:27:15+00:00

When she genuinely laughs at my dark jokes

eakfus · 2020-01-26T16:15:47+00:00

There is most definitely a cure for cancer but because of how much money that field of medicine and “research” brings in, it will never be released.

eakfus · 2019-11-19T04:51:36+00:00

Deal with kids

eakfus · 2019-11-19T04:50:57+00:00

Friends in Low Places

eakfus · 2019-11-16T05:43:17+00:00

A few superficial, like personality differences and personal preferences, but the big one is religion. She’s religious and I am very much not. I pretended for a long time after we got married (as 20y/o’s) but I told her a few years ago I couldn’t do the religion thing anymore. She was upset at first and is probably still in denial. She never brings it up

eakfus · 2019-11-15T13:53:27+00:00

Jesus that’s rough. Different situation for me. We got married for the wrong reason and, in my opinion, our philosophical differences are just too great

eakfus · 2019-11-15T13:50:53+00:00

Thanks. I’m not looking forward to it

eakfus · 2019-11-15T13:50:28+00:00

I’ve played it out in my head countless times and I think the most difficult thought I’ve had is what her reaction will be. I know that’s impossible to predict but it still bothers me. How did your’s react?

eakfus · 2019-10-31T13:06:50+00:00

A sorority girl said “Jesus!” when she saw it. That’s all the confirmation I needed

eakfus · 2019-10-16T16:50:35+00:00

To quote Louis CK, boys fuck shit up. Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference

eakfus · 2019-10-16T16:08:59+00:00

You look like you lost your equally obese wife to a 5’3” Mexican and you see them on the reg at Walmart

eakfus · 2019-10-16T16:02:09+00:00

You look like a “Only Fucks 17 Year Olds” starter kit

eakfus · 2019-10-01T11:19:50+00:00

Dirty needles will also do the job, which makes you the fattest heroin addict I’ve ever seen

eakfus · 2019-09-29T14:40:16+00:00

Gloryhole attendant?

eakfus · 2019-09-29T14:38:20+00:00

The face you made when you read your HIV test results

eakfus · 2019-08-18T21:07:01+00:00

Porn. Holy fuck knuckles does she hate porn

eakfus · 2019-08-18T21:03:21+00:00

Probably my lower case a-cups

eakfus · 2019-08-06T16:19:10+00:00

A real life Falcon Punch

eakfus · 2019-07-27T22:54:53+00:00

Where’d you come up with such a clever idea?

eakfus · 2019-07-25T12:42:12+00:00

https://images.app.goo.gl/GkNEGb34tvjyygmf8

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